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Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - His Dudeness - 17-07-15
(17-07-15, 02:07 PM)lew600fazer link Wrote: [quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!! as one of those is supposed to be useful. :eek
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right :lol
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Only joking with ya!
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - pilninggas - 17-07-15
(17-07-15, 04:00 PM)His Dudeness link Wrote: [quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17672.msg204085#msg204085 date=1437138430]Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!! as one of those is supposed to be useful. :eek
[quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right :lol
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Only joking with ya!
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#topbantz
Harry's wife's mate sounds like a catch btw....
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - dazza - 17-07-15
Hmm, if it sounds too good to be true
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - HarryHornby - 17-07-15
Shit Dazza, you stalking our wives??????? where the foc did you get a pic of my Mrs????
#So focing glad she don't look at this site! :rollin
Now, other than me and Punk who are youngsters, surely someone on here has a Son, Grandson, great grandson that's looking for love......
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - red98 - 17-07-15
[quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
OK guys, I'm gonna have a go at cupid.
She's 35 (too young for Red) 5' 7"
mmmmmmm no, 35 is good for me
.....pass no my details I think I might be able to help out 
Oi....harry numbnuts.....you forgot to put the price, how much we talking about and can I pay by card ?..........
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - lew600fazer - 17-07-15
(17-07-15, 04:00 PM)His Dudeness link Wrote: [quote author=lew600fazer link=topic=17672.msg204085#msg204085 date=1437138430]Hi Dude , Ive got feelings you know, I may be miserable , but a cunt no!! as one of those is supposed to be useful. :eek
[quote author=His Dudeness link=topic=17672.msg204062#msg204062 date=1437119666]
She's scrapping the bottom of the barrel if she's looking for someone on here :lol Although who knows maybe that miserable cunt lew is her mister right :lol
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Only joking with ya!
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I know , but I am a miserable moaning twat, my mrs has just told me that!!! thing is why has she put up with me for 34 years, we should run a poll , who wishes the wife would feckoff . If mine goes I would head for Guatamala, can live there for about 200$ a week wall to wall fanny, now were did I keep them wee blue pills and me passport.
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - slappy - 17-07-15
Sod the fanny and blue pills in Guatamala, as long as my mrs left and promised not to ever come back I would be quite happy here.
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - lew600fazer - 17-07-15
yes but the weather and the fanny is better there
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - midden - 17-07-15
Never one to blow my own trumpet but just as I pucker up, I read I'm just off the age limit. Shame she's on my way home too :'(
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - Razgruff - 17-07-15
I'm 51 and a twat
mokin guess that's why I always get the bunny boilers :2guns
Re: Find my wife's best mate a fella - YamFazFan - 18-07-15
(16-07-15, 11:16 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=HarryHornby link=topic=17672.msg204005#msg204005 date=1437079949]
Rides in all weathers,
Well that's me out then :\
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+1
unNot too sure that I would meet the height restriction criteria either :'(
So yep, that's me out too :lol.