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Re: This REALLY winds me up - stevierst - 12-06-13

A friend of my dads has an R1 turbo, he takes his son out on it. I first saw him on the back when he was about 7 or 8. He had a leather belt that tied him to his dad who said "Well I don't want him falling off the back now do I?" Absolute insanity!:-\

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Re: This REALLY winds me up - snapper - 12-06-13

that's mad  my son is nearly 8  he is just getting big enough to sit on the bike but the thought of taking him on there without proper protection fills me with dread and there's no way I would do it !

that sort of stupidity should be a criminal act  ! in my mind its far worse than doing over 100mph on a public road ! and  if you can be prosecuted  for your passenger not having a seat belt ( front of the car ) then this should have the same sort of repercussion's or worse 




Re: This REALLY winds me up - Slaninar - 12-06-13

(11-06-13, 09:38 PM)Tibbs link Wrote: Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.  Smile   

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!    Confusedun


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Looney tune - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 01:58 PM)Slaninar link Wrote: [quote author=Tibbs link=topic=8264.msg80982#msg80982 date=1370983103]
Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet....** though she looks better than THAT one.**  Smile   

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!    Confusedun
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin  CLASS
Is the helmet in her hand or on her head !
** prove it  :b




Re: This REALLY winds me up - Tibbs - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 01:58 PM)Slaninar link Wrote: [quote author=Tibbs link=topic=8264.msg80982#msg80982 date=1370983103]
Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.  Smile   

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!    Confusedun
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So you don't give her your jacket or gloves for the ride?

That's what I do when I take people on the back who don't have their own kit.


Re: This REALLY winds me up - red98 - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 01:58 PM)Slaninar link Wrote: [quote author=Tibbs link=topic=8264.msg80982#msg80982 date=1370983103]
Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.  Smile   

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!    Confusedun
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"just a helmet"...nothing else  Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Dead Eye - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 02:06 PM)Tibbs link Wrote: [quote author=Slaninar link=topic=8264.msg81160#msg81160 date=1371041910]
[quote author=Tibbs link=topic=8264.msg80982#msg80982 date=1370983103]
Walking home today and I saw this. Guy in full leathers boots, gloves and lid.

Girl on the back? Street clothes and a lid. Not even a pair of gloves.

What a dickhead.

I go for a ride. Thrash it round local hill bends. Full leathers. Then pick up lady friend and cruise to a nice beach balcony for a beer. I'm in full leathers, she's just got a helmet.... though she looks better than THAT one.  Smile   

Greetings from another dickhead. Cheers!    Confusedun
[/quote]

So you don't give her your jacket or gloves for the ride?

That's what I do when I take people on the back who don't have their own kit.
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That's actually a good idea - I'd rather give my pillion all my gear (if needs must) and have myself unprotected than them. In reality I doubt I'd ever be in that position and I'd have us both wearing full gear Tongue


Re: This REALLY winds me up - ddtwelve - 12-06-13

Took my daughter  aged 9 for her first spin on a bike down to the shops made her wear helmet,gloves,protected jacket ,trousers wouldn't fit ,even thou it was only 2 miles down the road on the back of a 125 Honda s-wimg,and the gear didn't fit proper but better to have some protection than leave her hands and leg skin on the road if ever we have a spill


Re: This REALLY winds me up - alan sherman - 12-06-13

But if you are out on the pull you don't know what size woman you are going to end up with do you?  I mean if you get lucky early in the night she'll be slim and lovely - so you'd need the size 10 leathers and medium spare lid/gloves. 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Slaninar - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 02:06 PM)Tibbs link Wrote: So you don't give her your jacket or gloves for the ride?

No, I'm a dickhead and my leathers are one-piece suit. Just take it slower, easier.


Re: This REALLY winds me up - snapper - 12-06-13

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast  :lol :lol :lol


Re: This REALLY winds me up - nick crisp - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 05:01 PM)alan sherman link Wrote:  

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, but think of the fun you'll have trying to squeeze her into them... :evil


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Skippernick - 12-06-13

Or you don't get lucky at all and you end up looking like a knob  carting all this spare kit around.


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Tibbs - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 05:01 PM)alan sherman link Wrote: But if you are out on the pull you don't know what size woman you are going to end up with do you?  I mean if you get lucky early in the night she'll be slim and lovely - so you'd need the size 10 leathers and medium spare lid/gloves. 

If you don''t get lucky until later in the night you'll have had a few beers and end up with a wildebeast, the size 10 leathers will be a bit embarrassing.

If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?

So you ride home tanked up with a girl who doesn't have a helmet to wear?

If I'm out on my bike & pull and I don't have kit I get a taxi. But then again I don't go out drinking when I'm on my bike.


Re: This REALLY winds me up - nick crisp - 12-06-13

Actually, you should try riding home out of your head on crack with an unconscious naked call girl on the back...now that's tricky! :lol


Re: This REALLY winds me up - ChristoT - 12-06-13

(12-06-13, 07:53 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Actually, you should try riding home out of your head on crack with an unconscious naked call girl on the back...now that's tricky! :lol

The voice of experience?  :rollin


Re: This REALLY winds me up - nick crisp - 12-06-13

If I hadn't had a flat rear tyre I might've made it... Wink


Re: This REALLY winds me up - Looney tune - 13-06-13

(12-06-13, 05:01 PM)alan sherman link Wrote: If you don't get lucky before kicking out time then the beer goggles / desperation will play a part and you might need the best part of a rhino hide and an upturned boat for her head.


So do you all go out with multiple spare safety kit 'just in case'?


You may also need a bigger bike !!!!