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Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JZS 600 - 09-08-12
Ah, but where's the point in that!
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Tiberius Onklevaart - 09-08-12
Its a bit hard not to read or notice them when EVERY second WORD OR thereabouts APPEARS to BE a ,,...
lollollollol BY A lol:lol series of shouty WORDS lollol AND BUT VARIOUS smileys and animaTIONS!!! lollolIt might have been awrite if the jokes were any fuckin good
The sailing one was a cracker tho
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - positron - 10-08-12
Sh1t jokes are sh1t.
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Pat - 10-08-12
Probably go down a storm at a BNP social though.
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - robby boy - 10-08-12
Yorkshire radio had an interview on today with the next medal hopeful, Peter Sutcliffe said "he hoped to win gold with the hammer" I'll get my coat.
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ben Diesel - 10-08-12
Anyone see that Russian high jumper - Ivan Nokabolokov?
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Ben Diesel - 10-08-12
...or that useless Ukrainian in the women's 400 metre hurdles - Eva Stumbelova?
Re: MISSING OLYMPIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - JZS 600 - 11-08-12
<blockquote> A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan f**k yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!"</blockquote>