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Re: Ug - UG - 19-03-12
Whats the best thing about shagging a transvestite??
Reaching round and thinking it's gone all the way through
Re: Ug - madmondeoman - 19-03-12
Boys knock your selves out The Cheeky Girls - Touch My Bum (Extended) HD (Cheeky UK Silver Pants Mix Censored Version)
Re: Ug - UG - 20-03-12
I like the fat one most.
Re: Ug - BIG MAC - 20-03-12
You guys have made my day! it's like FOC-U of old!...how is metallic Dave these days anyway? in fact what is it with 'Daves' generally that they need building out of meccanno?
Re: Ug - BIG MAC - 20-03-12
And don't let Moff see the 'Cheeky hot pants' ......
Re: Ug - Looney tune - 20-03-12
(19-03-12, 08:06 PM)Dave G link Wrote: Did an IQ test once... Got 152! Means fuck all though, when ya a lucky cunt like me.... Wife still shagged the neighbour an left me. Still got driven over by a fukkin Astra an broke every bastard bone in me body. And still got a fat ginger twat as my only friend in the world.......Not much to moan about. My mate lost both his legs and his voice in an accident, does he make a song and dance about it, does he fuck !!
I'm off for a wank over some Cheeky Girl videos.
Re: Ug - BIG MAC - 20-03-12
Is that the mate that thinks it's better to stand and look a fool.....:pokefun
Re: Ug - UG - 20-03-12
Well this particular Dave is a silly git that tries to go deer hunting on his FZS1000 and then manouvers himself in such a way that a car runs him over.
Moves to a place where some of the local female poulation are a bunch of bunny boilers. Of course, they are the ones he attracts. then calls his mate a fat ginger cunt. Well let me tell you that's the last time I change his dressings or feed the wobbly nosed git.
Re: Ug - madmondeoman - 21-03-12
Quote "And don't let Moff see the 'Cheeky hot pants' ......"
How much did he pay for them on eBay?
Re: Ug - UG - 23-03-14
you still listening to Elton john?