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Re: TIPS ! - HarryHornby - 22-11-11
WIFE : Washing IRONING F****ng Etc
Re: TIPS ! - mickdel - 22-11-11
(22-11-11, 03:38 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: WIFE : Washing IRONING F****ng EtcEh? Fuc@ing? I understand Catholicism now (am "catholic" since as there is no real way to be kicked out,or formally resign your membership).
And I understand where the Pope is coming from on premarital sex. Cos theres fuck all comes eftirward. Nightly grope in the dark n that excluded. Got inte bed the other nite, and it was pitch black. Leaned over and said "Night love, luvsya" and thought "God, her hair seems so, so soft". Then I heard a murmurred "nite nite" but the voice sounded farther away.
Then I realised I'd kissed the fucking cat who was lying in between the two pillows :o And who errupted in to purring and was all oar me :eek
Re: TIPS ! - Robbie8666 - 22-11-11
(22-11-11, 03:38 PM)HarryHornby link Wrote: WIFE : Washing IRONING F****ng Etc
dont you just love the old stereotypes!
neither my ex-wife or my new lady had either an Iron or ironing board when I moved in! soon sorted that out!
Nothing better than stood doing the ironing whilst watching TV! lets admit it its not rocket science can stand there with my mind not having to do much and it gets me in the good books for when I say, "babe, its a nice day you dont mind if I give the bike a blast do you, be back in a few hours!"
Re: TIPS ! - Captain Haddock - 22-11-11
Quote:Then I realised I'd kissed the fucking cat who was lying in between the two pillows [img alt=:o]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/embarrassed.gif[/img] And who errupted in to purring and was all oar me [img alt=:eek]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/shocked.gif[/img]
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Don't ever say you don't get enough pussy!
Re: TIPS ! - Looney tune - 23-11-11
Gon yersel Mick, a threesome. Not many get to go to bed with their wife and kiss another pussy :eek . INSOMNIA, no wonder you can't sleep.
Think I've found the answer to my ironing problem, Robbie8666, when can you move in !!
Re: TIPS ! - mickdel - 24-11-11
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: TIPS ! - Robbie8666 - 25-11-11
(23-11-11, 12:15 AM)Looney tune link Wrote: Think I've found the answer to my ironing problem, Robbie8666, when can you move in !!
Sorry Looney Tune my life hectic enough living and working in Portsmouth during the week and then the mad dash on a Friday over to Cornwall I couldn't find the time to fit anything else in!!
:b :rollin :lol