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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - fazersharp - 17-08-19
People who foc about at petrol stations, go's like this.
- Pulls up - gets out -realises its a pay at pump
- Go's back in car and focs about ln handbag/glovebox to get card.
- Back to pump card in number in - waits for machine - remove card
- Then gos to get some plastic gloves
- Only then do they remove filler cap
- Fills up with enough fuel to fly the Atlantic
- Waits for the receipt
- Cap back on and walks to bin with gloves and returns gloves still on carrying some tissue.
- Cleans nothing and finally cap on gloves and tissue in bin and gets in car
- Faffs about in handbag/glove box putting card away
- Do they pull off -- like foc do they
- Proceeds to attach sat nav to window and type in their destination
- Adjust mirror - flick hair 10 times and finally go.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - VNA - 17-08-19
£5? What?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - fazersharp - 17-08-19
(17-08-19, 11:25 AM)VNA link Wrote: £5? What?Splash and dash.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - VNA - 17-08-19
:eek :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - coffee - 17-08-19
(17-08-19, 11:59 AM)fazersharp link Wrote: [quote author=VNA link=topic=17546.msg301765#msg301765 date=1566037518]Splash and dash.
£5? What?
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"splash and dash"? it used to be called being a tight arse. :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - darrsi - 17-08-19
Last time i put £5 of fuel in was in the 90's in a 125 :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - YamFazFan - 17-08-19
I put a fiver in the other day. It's going in for service & MOT on Monday and I didn't want to weigh the tank down too much :think
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - YamFazFan - 17-08-19
(05-08-19, 12:15 AM)mtread link Wrote:Apparently he's just had a 6 month driving ban reduced to 2 months because it would interfere with production for his new show.
Geordie - Alan Partridge got it right - 'it's just noise'
Shame they didn't impose a lifetime ban. His Partridge character is one of the most unfunny, boring creations I've ever had the displeasure of viewing :z
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/08/13/steve-coogan-escapes-lengthy-driving-ban-alan-partridge-character/
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - coffee - 18-08-19
FFS!! talk about one rule for them and one for us. :wall imagine the response if you told the beak you'd just started a job after being out of work for a while and your new employers wouldn't be to happy about it,after he'd stopped laughing he'd probably do you for contempt. :finger
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - darrsi - 18-08-19
You would put the car on a trailer and film him, rather than him being filmed talking/acting and driving, which is not much different to being on a mobile.
A lot of these judges get totally suckered in by defence liars. :rolleyes
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - mtread - 18-08-19
As Partridge would say 'Back of the net' ?
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - coffee - 18-08-19
(18-08-19, 10:41 AM)mtread link Wrote: As Partridge would say 'Back of the net' ?
"result"
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - VNA - 18-08-19
Quote:His Partridge character is one of the most unfunny, boring creations I've ever had the displeasure of viewing [img alt=:z]http://foc-u.co.uk/Smileys/efocicon/z.gif[/img]Foc me, one of the best English comedy characters ever. Superb.
Quote:Coogan was caught driving his Porsche at 36mph in a 30mph zone, which merits a three-point penalty. He already had nine points from previous motoring offences and faced an automatic six-month ban under the ‘totting-up’ procedure.Whoops. He needs to be more careful.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - YamFazFan - 18-08-19
(18-08-19, 11:21 AM)VNA link Wrote: Foc me, one of the best English comedy characters ever. Superb.
Compared with Mrs Brown/Mrs Brown's Boys agreed.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - fazersharp - 18-08-19
(17-08-19, 04:12 PM)coffee link Wrote: [quote author=fazersharp link=topic=17546.msg301766#msg301766 date=1566039572]Splash and dash.
[quote author=VNA link=topic=17546.msg301765#msg301765 date=1566037518]
£5? What?
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"splash and dash"? it used to be called being a tight arse. :lol
[/quote]Remember - I don't commute on it and sometimes it can be up to 5 weeks in-between rides so I like to keep the petrol fresh and only fill up with roughly what I need for the blat I am about to do, £5 will cover 50 miles thereabouts. Otherwise a with a full tank the last bit of petrol could be 2 or 3 months old. And besides a full tank of petrol weighs about the same as me.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - coffee - 19-08-19
Doctors' and Dentists' jumped up receptionists who think they're nurses "Oh! doctors' very busy but I'LL see what I can do,you really should make an appointment earlier" Sorry,next time I'll try and book when I'm going to be fucking ill you TWAT" :finger
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - fazersharp - 24-08-19
How come hot sunny weather normally is regarded as global warming - death - disaster UNLESS it comes on a bank holiday in which case its "glorious" "beautiful" "warm and sunny for many" - "just in time for the weekend". ."Five million drivers hit the roads for holidays and day trips as the weather brightens up"Not one negative remark - even the global warming fans have gone to the beach
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - VNA - 24-08-19
Nae bank holiday up here.Way too warm though, silly warm again. Murder.
The joys of global warming.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - fazersharp - 24-08-19
(24-08-19, 10:08 PM)VNA link Wrote: Nae bank holiday up here.Way too warm though, silly warm again. Murder.Fixed that for you
The joys of A NORMAL UK SUMMER.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! - VNA - 25-08-19
Nothing normal about this summer's weather.