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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - mtread - 29-12-18
:lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - fazersharp - 29-12-18
with the recent farce about the drone and police saying there may not of even been one and then saying there are 64 sightings.I heard someone describe it as Schrodinger's drone :lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - fazersharp - 09-01-19
Last week bbc news had a feature about Fat Cat bosses 2 mins later someone realised and changed the title :lol
EDIT --There was a picture here once but it seems to of vanished.
I will have to explain.
There was a spokeswoman on talking about pay and she was FAT and the strap line under said Fat Cat bosses, I thought it was funny and took a picture and then a couple of mins later the strap line was changed to "bosses pay" I think someone in the control room must of spotted it too
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - tommyardin - 28-01-19
(12-03-17, 09:55 PM)fazerscotty link Wrote: My question would have to be what percentage of the population were literate in 1611? So did translating it really change peoples understanding of the scriptures or did most still rely on biased readings during church services?
Really - I think your question should read - what percentage are literate in 2017? People are like sheep - and will follow accordingly
And I would like to see your wife tits. :rollin :rollin :rollin
Again
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 25-03-19
Anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid?
I offered £5 on a cowboy outfit and I'm 5 minutes away from owning the Tory Party...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - steve 10562cc - 25-03-19
You do get the Labour party, SNP, DUP, throw in for free BARGIN
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - mtread - 25-03-19
With UKIP you get £10 back :lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - darrsi - 30-05-19
On the way to work this morning, riding on the right side of 2 lanes, and as i went over a blind bridge i was suddenly distracted by a row of neatly lined up yellow bikes, which all looked rather smart i thought.
After i was about to go past them i noticed this lunatic with his arm stretched out in the road as i glanced to my left, then saw him drop his hand so thought nothing of it......until i saw the line of bike coppers all standing behind him.
Wonder if he wanted me to stop? :b
S’pose i’ll never know now? :rollin :rollin :rollin
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 13-06-19
A woman phones her mother in law and says "Can you tell me, if a child poops itself, who should change it, the mother or the father?"
"It's always the mother, dear" comes the reply.
"Ok, in which case can you come over here because your son has got drunk and sh*t himself!"
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - mtread - 13-06-19
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 17-06-19
I just bought myself a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles.
No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen!
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - celticdog - 19-06-19
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - YamFazFan - 19-06-19
(19-06-19, 09:42 PM)celticdog link Wrote: If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
A load of B******S :lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 05-07-19
When my wife left, I was sad, upset and lonely.
Since then I have got a dog, bought a motorbike, shagged two hookers and spent nearly a grand on booze and drugs.
She'll go fucking mental when she gets back from work...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 06-07-19
"What's the problem, Constable? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic."
"You released ostriches, Sir..."
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Dudeofrude - 08-07-19
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzqM3GNlVFu/?igshid=8vde4clp6jk6
Not sure if this link will work... hes a fucking idiot but it did tickle me
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 11-07-19
I wasn't sure where to put this, but...
I'm stuck on a crossword clue, I was wondering if anyone could help?
The clue is simply "Postbox"
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Dynspud - 12-07-19
I am NOT going to ask the obvious question :lol :lol :lol
.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - DILLIGAFF - 12-07-19
Why is the manager of the England WOMEN'S football team a man ?Surely one for the sexual equality team???
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 12-07-19
(12-07-19, 06:41 AM)Dynspud link Wrote: I am NOT going to ask the obvious question :lol :lol :lol
.....oh, go on then.......how many letters??
Lots, it's a post box!
(At this point I'll admit that I got caught by it yesterday... :o )