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Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 19-08-15
(19-08-15, 08:30 PM)darrsi link Wrote: There's a nursery school on my way to work and the parents must've all been told to leave their hazards on whilst parked up.They still shouldn't be sitting there with the hazards on, not even if God told them to do it, as you say, if one does pull out, you don't know if they're signaling or not. And I'm guessing they're all sitting on the zig zags too :rolleyes
It is annoying, especially if one of them does actually pull out on you when there's about 6 cars all flashing away.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 19-08-15
Im in the car on a duel carriageway and see a car comming from the left joining from the sliproad and he is going slower I move over to the right to let him join but then he speeds right up and wont let me back over to the left. Usually an audi or bmw why dont you just slow down - join safely let me pass and pull back over to the left and then overtake ---- you twat
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 19-08-15
(19-08-15, 10:27 PM)fazersharp link Wrote: Im in the car on a duel carriageway and see a car comming from the left joining from the sliproad and he is going slower I move over to the right to let him join but then he speeds right up and wont let me back over to the left. Usually an audi or bmw why dont you just slow down - join safely let me pass and pull back over to the left and then overtake ---- you twatI had the exact same this morning by a fellow trucker! Then he got so close to another truck (about 2ft to be exact!) he was stuck there as I was already in the outside lane (2 lane motorway) overtaking the two of them :rollin
He wasn't amused when he saw me laughing at him :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 19-08-15
(19-08-15, 03:06 PM)DILLIGAFF link Wrote: Just got home from B&Q, about 6 miles. They had a "reduced" bin at the back of the store and I spied a low energy light bulb for £1...Keep your receipt and next time passing take it fecking , don't bitch get even
Just checked the receipt.....................went through the till at £4
BOLLOCKS.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - darrsi - 19-08-15
(19-08-15, 10:10 PM)sinto link Wrote: [quote author=darrsi link=topic=17546.msg207630#msg207630 date=1440012647]They still shouldn't be sitting there with the hazards on, not even if God told them to do it, as you say, if one does pull out, you don't know if they're signaling or not. And I'm guessing they're all sitting on the zig zags too :rolleyes
There's a nursery school on my way to work and the parents must've all been told to leave their hazards on whilst parked up.
It is annoying, especially if one of them does actually pull out on you when there's about 6 cars all flashing away.
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It wouldn't be god, no such thing! :lurk :lurk
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - lew600fazer - 19-08-15
(19-08-15, 07:32 PM)Stewie link Wrote: What gets my goat is on motorways and A roads when people see a lorry in the far far far distance and pull out to overtake and then every one else moves out in sympathy so you can be stuck in useless queue of trafic for 5 minutes as everyone trundles past.1/2 a mile well what an inconvinence. French have it down to a tee. Indicator on right up your arse pass and then pull over until the next overtake is required. On A roads worst drivers in Europe, Toll/Motorways excellent.
Whats worse is that the lorry has moved back in but everyone has moved now and they are damn well staying there.
I did over half a mile in the inside lane at nearly legal speeds with the outside lane doing 50-55 and no one in the middle lane.
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - midden - 20-08-15
Ashley on Emmerdale and his ridiculous impression of an epileptic fit
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 20-08-15
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 20-08-15
(20-08-15, 08:28 PM)red98 link Wrote: People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall:agree
And any other soaps!
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - midden - 20-08-15
(20-08-15, 08:30 PM)sinto link Wrote: [quote author=red98 link=topic=17546.msg207761#msg207761 date=1440098939]:agree
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
And any other soaps!
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is that including Hollyoaks. ..... good perv to be had lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 20-08-15
(20-08-15, 09:57 PM)midden link Wrote: [quote author=sinto link=topic=17546.msg207762#msg207762 date=1440099022]:agree
[quote author=red98 link=topic=17546.msg207761#msg207761 date=1440098939]
People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
And any other soaps!
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is that including Hollyoaks. ..... good perv to be had lol
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Yes it does as I don't do perv stuff, I've no need to :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - noggythenog - 20-08-15
(20-08-15, 08:28 PM)red98 link Wrote: People who watch emmerdale.........WHY ............. :wall
My wife watches this.....& coronation street....both on her ipad with headphones in or out of earshot....i kid you not i hate them that much.......& im not ye olde typical bloke coz i have to do all my own washing, cooking, wanking, ironing, working, dog shit picking, bin taking outing...,the lot..............sneaky thing i do is say "oh not that eastenders again" she doesnt watch Eastenders....every time she gets pissed off & has to reply "i dont watch Eastenders actually"...i know she doesnt but it is a cheap dig and shes too dull to realise :lol
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 21-08-15
i have to do all my own washing, cooking, wanking, ironing, working, dog shit picking, bin taking outing...,the lot.
I hate wives that don't do wifey things........point of order for anyone getting hitched.......foc the money, get her to do all the above in the pre nup :rolleyes
:evil
:lol
ps I hope er indoors isn't reading this :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - sinto607276 - 21-08-15
(21-08-15, 12:13 PM)maddog04 link Wrote: I hope er indoors isn't reading this :eekI think you'll be going for a pre-op if she is :rollin :rollin
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - maddog04 - 21-08-15
Johnny bobbit :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - Val - 21-08-15
(21-08-15, 03:07 PM)maddog04 link Wrote: Johnny bobbit :eek
I don't think you can avoid that soon or later :lol
The vile creatures have a sixth sense, do not be surprise if she asks you "Honey have you done something bad today?" :eek
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - slimwilly - 21-08-15
What gets my goat is that I have to take the bins out and pick up the dog shit,,,makes me mad,,
I have trained her to do all the other things.(not wanking)
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - fazersharp - 21-08-15
Gets my goat people driving along in cars and keep braking yet the car isnt slowing down, coming up to a junction or lights on the flat the brake lights will be on for 40 meters and yet no sign of the car slowing even though its only doing 10mph anyway, and then they do stop at the lights and you could get another car in between them and the line
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - red98 - 21-08-15
Cagers waiting until the lights have turned to green before selecting gear and releasing hand brake, even when there not on a hill :wall
Re: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NorthWestern - 21-08-15
Bikers who filter slowly and stop at a "you'd get a bus through there" tight gap, they see you but never yield and let you pass