Recommend me a bike. - Printable Version

Recommend me a bike. - Printable Version

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Re: Recommend me a bike. - dBfazer600 - 22-04-14

Well what can I say.

Noggy has gone over to the dark side. Take a little break and the foccer goes soft in the head and lets face it Noggy's knoggin is bloody large and obviously empty. At least he did not go for the oil thirsty BMW and turn his back on the foccer community on the whim of been overly pretentious Wink

So what do you think his first and lets face it not last MOD will be?

He can't help but fettle and tinkle with small toys. Some say he over compensates for the lack of been able to satisfy himself on a daily basis that he must go and play alone in his man cave where he keeps a well stocked lube closet.

So will this be the demise of the FZS600 Fazer board and will he be accepted by the big boys and girls off the 1000 club?

Hope its not a good bye and that you enjoy the bike mate.

Daz

Re: Recommend me a bike. - Mattsplat - 22-04-14

Ginger Big Grin

Re: Recommend me a bike. - dBfazer600 - 22-04-14

:rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 01:49 PM)Mattsplat link Wrote: Ginger

As always

Im confused???????? :pokefun

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

Thanks for those kind words Daz

Obviously spoken by someone with a Red fazer

The new fastest colour there is :b

Re: Recommend me a bike. - Frosties - 22-04-14

What to call her :eek . Surely its a he......if you give a bike a girls name it will only let you down :lol

How about "The Lazy Lob"

Re: Recommend me a bike. - taylor - 22-04-14

very nice mr nog,

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

Lazy lob :lol

I declare i now have a new bike name for the thou.....not lazy lob! :rolleyes

There is a clue.

Who can guess correctly???

No foccin prizes....just respect.

Re: Recommend me a bike. - Frosties - 22-04-14

Is it "Semi" Big Grin

Re: Recommend me a bike. - mickvp - 22-04-14

Red Mist Wink

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 05:14 PM)Frosties link Wrote: Is it "Semi"

My wife been on here blabbing? :b

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 05:21 PM)mickvp link Wrote: Red Mist

:thumbup

Top o the class Mick, fair play that was quick

Thought id stumped all these old timers with that one.

Obviously i had to think of a sensible, tasteful and not at all ridiculous name for the new bike :lol

Re: Recommend me a bike. - Frosties - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 05:22 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=Frosties link=topic=12260.msg143615#msg143615 date=1398183299]
Is it "Semi"

My wife been on here blabbing? :b
[/quote]

Errrr nope, she talks in her sleep :lol :lol

Ahh c'mon, it's a stunning bike - you'd have both hands in your pockets just looking at it. Lazy or Semi in my books Nog!!

Seriously - i reckon the new avatar is a clue but haven't a fook who it is!!

Re: Recommend me a bike. - mickvp - 22-04-14

not ridiculous at all. red because its red, and mist, because of the mist of urine is starting to surround even the gen2's now :lol

Re: Recommend me a bike. - NorthWestern - 22-04-14

looks sweet Smile

Is that an MTC silencer?

Re: Recommend me a bike. - nick crisp - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 01:11 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [
I am consistently inconsistent :lol

Re: Recommend me a bike. - slimwilly - 22-04-14

"Rusty" lol :lol

whats the manufacturing date? is it 2008? and (not too important) is it a US model like mine?

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 05:52 PM)NorthWestern link Wrote: looks sweet

Is that an MTC silencer?

I thought MTC was a company?

Or is it an Akra model???

Got an Akra sticker anyway.

My missus reckons i should stick my simmi can on it from my 600 but i really doubt that'll work....plus it's scratched to foc......but she got me it & im trying to keep her sweet so she doesnt notice her holiday money just went up in smoke! :evil :evil :evil

Re: Recommend me a bike. - noggythenog - 22-04-14

(22-04-14, 05:58 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=noggythenog link=topic=12260.msg143546#msg143546 date=1398168703]
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I am consistently inconsistent :lol

You are consistently full of shit :lol

What to call her?!! :rolleyes You big girl's blouse, it's a thing you soft bugger. Call it "my bike". Tart. :lol

Well done though Noggy, pleased for ya, hope you enjoy it and it ticks a few boxes for you. Now STFU, OK?
[/quote]

Thanks Nick

You love my rambling really

& you shall now address her as Red Mist at all times :b

Im ctually noticing some similarities between you and another kick ass character.

Colonel stars and stripes!!! Big Grin

Re: Recommend me a bike. - NorthWestern - 22-04-14

Yeah its a company.

I got an Akra for my Gen 1 and the only thing I dislike is the inlet side of the silencer, its a bit bulbous, I noticed yours has a flat end (like a can of beans - whereas mine is more like a capsule).