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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - AJM - 24-09-18
My sick very overweight Parrot has just died....i feel like a huge weight has gone from my shoulders :rolleyes
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 25-09-18
My girlfriend, Ruth, fell off the back of my bike yesterday.
I rode on, Ruthlessly...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - coffee - 26-09-18
I know just how you feel,a few years back in Ireland my girlfriend Need did the same thing but I just carried on needlessly.
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - AJM - 27-09-18
funny you should say that, i was riding along with Hope on the back when........i'll get me coat :rolleyes
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - F4celess - 27-09-18
(24-09-18, 06:07 AM)AJM link Wrote: My sick very overweight Parrot has just died....i feel like a huge weight has gone from my shoulders :rolleyes
Should we offer our grievances or be cheering in celebration? Sounded like a long illness, plus for the birds sake, finally no more suffering?
We owned a young parrot quite recently, was very intensive being an owner, constant attention required. Most of that time we spent chasing the thing around with a toilet roll ! :rolleyes
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - ogri48 - 27-09-18
my granddad misread his invitation to ww1. he thought he was going over to give the nun a good licking..
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Oldgit - 28-09-18
To the person who stole my depression medication--I hope your happy now.
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - robbo - 28-09-18
A train is about to crash. A virgin strips off and said "Can anyone make me feel like a women before I die", so a man strips off and said "Iron these".
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - coffee - 29-09-18
I was just taking a walk in the park and came across a bloke tied to a tree,he'd been tricked into this situation by a person who was pretending to hug a tree and said "you try it,it makes you feel good" the bloke put his hands around the tree and quick as a flash the bastard cable tied his hands together stripped him off and took his clothes and money."thank god you came along when you did"the bloke said to me "hurry up and cut me down,I'm freezing" I gently kissed him on the neck and whispered "looks like it's not your lucky day ay?" :lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 30-09-18
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby.
For instance my name, address and telephone number!
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 05-10-18
After you've been down the pub...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - AJM - 05-10-18
Paddy refused to repair the electric chair in prison.....he said it looked loike a fekkin death trap :rolleyes
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - YamFazFan - 18-10-18
It's that time of year again....'The Secret Cyclists'. Under the cloak of darkness they wobble their way along on their undercover mission. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fixie. Clothed in black and without the illumination of lights in order to create a virtual cloak of invisibilty to the passing motorists who desperately seek to reveal their identity in the pitch black. Will their cover be blown?. Will they actually arrive at the rendezvous in one piece?. Will the motorists be to blame whatever?. To be continued............(until the clocks go forward).
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Dynspud - 18-10-18
Natural Selection at its best.
Improving the gene pool by removing idiots. :lol
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Dudeofrude - 18-10-18
(18-10-18, 11:05 AM)YamFazFan link Wrote: It's that time of year again....'The Secret Cyclists'. Under the cloak of darkness they wobble their way along on their undercover mission. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Fixie. Clothed in black and without the illumination of lights in order to create a virtual cloak of invisibilty to the passing motorists who desperately seek to reveal their identity in the pitch black. Will their cover be blown?. Will they actually arrive at the rendezvous in one piece?. Will the motorists be to blame whatever?. To be continued............(until the clocks go forward).
Well apparently the morons that run the country are gonna give them and mindless zombie pedestrians the right of way over cars ??
Absolute joke of a country we live in
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - slappy - 18-10-18
The Highway Code is going to be changed to encourage people to open their car door using the " dutch reach" and at the same time Cycling UK want the code to say vehicles must give at least 1.5 metres space when overtaking a cyclist., why can't cyclists give 1.5 meters space when passing parked cars as well?
At the same time time Cycling UK are also asking for the advice for cyclists to wear a safety helmet and fluorescent clothing to be removed as this encourages " victim blaming" and as everyone knows cyclists are never in the wrong!
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Frosties - 18-10-18
(18-10-18, 09:11 PM)slappy link Wrote: The Highway Code is going to be changed to encourage people to open their car door using the " dutch reach" and at the same time Cycling UK want the code to say vehicles must give at least 1.5 metres space when overtaking a cyclist., why can't cyclists give 1.5 meters space when passing parked cars as well?
At the same time time Cycling UK are also asking for the advice for cyclists to wear a safety helmet and fluorescent clothing to be removed as this encourages " victim blaming" and as everyone knows cyclists are never in the wrong!
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Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 18-10-18
(18-10-18, 09:11 PM)slappy link Wrote: why can't cyclists give 1.5 meters space when passing parked cars as well?
Because, even though it's perfectly legal for you to do so, you get some idiot on your back wheel wanting you to get out of their way because you're slowing them down reaching the next traffic jam...
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - YamFazFan - 19-10-18
You'd be lucky to see their back wheels this morning at 6.30 a.m.
Pitch black with thick fog and still no lights or bright clothing.
Re: Down the pub - the thread about nothing and everything - Grahamm - 20-10-18
(19-10-18, 08:16 AM)YamFazFan link Wrote: You'd be lucky to see their back wheels this morning at 6.30 a.m.
Pitch black with thick fog and still no lights or bright clothing.
I wear hi viz and have bright lights on my bicycle. Still doesn't help if some bugger isn't looking or has a sense of entitlement because they "pay to use the road" and think I shouldn't be in their way, even though the law says I have as much right to use the road as them...