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Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - Fizzy Pies - 20-04-14
Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:
"Do bikes have special tyres or are they just car tyres?"
and
"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"
or
"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"
whats had you :rollin then?
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - noggythenog - 20-04-14
Why you got your name on your bike fraser?
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - codgie - 20-04-14
is it fast ????
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - ChristoT - 20-04-14
Are the blue ones faster? :lol
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - Exupnut - 20-04-14
I havn't got a bike licence but can I have a go....
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - goldfazer - 20-04-14
'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'
Probably quite smart compared to the dumbest thing a biker has asked :lol
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - Gav - 20-04-14
"Can you still ride along if you have a puncture ? " FFS!
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - mr self destruct - 20-04-14
"Are you mental?"
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - ChristoT - 20-04-14
(20-04-14, 08:41 PM)mr self destruct link Wrote:"Are you mental?"
Answer: of course! :lol
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - mr self destruct - 20-04-14
(20-04-14, 08:50 PM)ChristoT link Wrote:[quote author=mr self destruct link=topic=12695.msg143053#msg143053 date=1398022905]
"Are you mental?"
Answer: of course! :lol
[/quote]
A guy at work asked me and my reply was more like: "You have a 3/4 mile walk to the car park, a 20 minute queue to get out onto the road, straight into queueing traffic and you ask me if I'm mental?"
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - adeejaysdelight - 20-04-14
It always seems to be "how fast can it go?".
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - dazza - 20-04-14
Do you need a bike to do the Brands Hatch road skills day?!....Now, who was it that said that? :lol
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - devilsyam - 20-04-14
'Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you?'
christo - wot can i do to my fazer 600 my reply paint it pink, wadda he do fitted a trailer then crashed it - moral pink was the way to go :rollin
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - ChristoT - 20-04-14
Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?
Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - bigralphie - 20-04-14
Where do sit when you go on the Chunnel ?
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - JoeRock - 20-04-14
(20-04-14, 09:24 PM)ChristoT link Wrote:Do I hear the pained yelpings of the guy who's had his ass whipped on his own thread?
Say, Luke, when was the last time your speedy Thou (fastest thing on 2 wheels) overtook Deefer's STANDARD 600? Oh yeah, I thought not...
Well it does have swingarm extensions on it, I'm surprised it even goes around corners to be honest
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - Frosties - 20-04-14
(20-04-14, 08:00 PM)Fizzy Pies link Wrote:Thinking along the lines of what I've been asked:
"I bet you get wet on that thing when it rains"
or
"Is it cold on a bike during winter?"
Both the above plus how "how fast is it" and "seriously, you don't pay Congestion Charge or Parking" - nope just a quid a day in Westminster "a feckin quid"........
Aaaaaand the classic "how many times you come off it" - feck off!! :lol
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - Punkstig - 20-04-14
'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'
I kid you not!
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - ChristoT - 20-04-14
(20-04-14, 11:12 PM)Punkstig link Wrote:'must take you ages to deliver anything outside of London cause you're not allowed on the motorways are you?'
I kid you not!
Wow...
They exist! :eek
Re: Whats the dummest thing a non biker has asked you? - fazersharp - 20-04-14
Summer time if its hot
" I bet your hot in that lot arnt you"
My stock reply
"Not at 150 mate"
then I tootle off at 30---------- feckin sweating