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amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - simonm - 10-08-13

Lidl's tomato ketchup is actually better than Heinz !

I've been a Heinz snob for years but my independent taste survey (participants:me. I excluded the wife's vote as it wasn't the same as mine) just verified it's superiority which is stunning since it costs less than half the price.  :lol

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

It would appear it also has copious quantities of alcohol in it too? :lol
Thank God for the brave men and women who carry out such risky research on behalf of all of us!

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - simonm - 10-08-13

I took rum and coke with my paracetamol if that counts.

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - ChristoT - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 08:59 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...

A am a parakeet.

Eek eek squeak sqwauk, chimapanzee.

I am a stegosaurus!!

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

No, you're clearly just nuts.

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - dickturpin - 10-08-13

not the old 'Heinz v lidl' tomato sauce thread again! :lol

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - ChristoT - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 09:05 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: No, you're clearly just nuts.

When you try and make someone's internet experience more surreal...  :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

The trailer thing is no troll though. Next question - spoiler or no spoiler?  :lol

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - noggythenog - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 09:02 PM)ChristoT link Wrote: [quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9332.msg93600#msg93600 date=1376164760]
Sometimes, browsing this forum is like some weird kind of acid trip...

A am a parakeet.

Eek eek squeak sqwauk, chimapanzee.

I am a stegosaurus!!
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Cristo you complete Raj!!!!


That made me actually laugh or luagh the foc out loud, or lol :b

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - noggythenog - 10-08-13

Simonm can you please verify some more tastes please....


Im convinced that diet coke tastes just like vodka & coke so i reckon instead o drinking diet coke & going on a total whitey coz i remember my 16th birthday then i may as well pop down my local Maccy D's order a super size Big Tasty meal with a full fat Coke but add a half bottle o vodka at( or after) the checkout to make the most of a bad situation & get focced up!!!!


What dya reckon? Big Grin

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - noggythenog - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 09:41 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?


You on the sauce again Nick?


Which brand?


I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 09:44 PM)noggythenog link Wrote: [quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9332.msg93622#msg93622 date=1376167287]
Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?


You on the sauce again Nick?


Which brand?


I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!
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Keep looking at it real close, Noggy.....can you see it yet? Try looking away for a sec - there! See it?!!

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - ChristoT - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 09:53 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: [quote author=noggythenog link=topic=9332.msg93624#msg93624 date=1376167481]
[quote author=nick crisp link=topic=9332.msg93622#msg93622 date=1376167287]
Those squiggly patterns on the wall are far out man....look, can't you see them?


You on the sauce again Nick?


Which brand?


I wanna know which ones the most hallucinogenic please, ive checked compare the market .com but theres nowt there!
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Keep looking at it real close, Noggy.....can you see it yet? Try looking away for a sec - there! See it?!!
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Yeah, man, far out. Oh wait, that's my own drool. False alarm, man...

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

:lol You wanted surreal.... :lol

Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol 

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - noggythenog - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 10:12 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: :lol You wanted surreal.... :lol

Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol


Why are you telling your bollocks that youve burnt your toast, do they really care.


What are you up to with toast on your bollocks anyway Big Grin

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - ChristoT - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 10:12 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: :lol You wanted surreal.... :lol

Bollocks, I burnt me toast! :lol

I suppose that's better than "Toast, I burnt me bollocks"!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

It's a kinky sex thing, don't worry about it... Wink

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - ChristoT - 10-08-13

(10-08-13, 10:54 PM)nick crisp link Wrote: It's a kinky sex thing, don't worry about it... Wink

You call Exup "Toast" then?  :lol

Re: amazing news (not really, not motorbike related and off topic and irrelevant) - nick crisp - 10-08-13

I've just re-read through this thread and have come to the conclusion that it might be better if I'd drunk loads of alcohol instead!  :rolleyes
Simonm, pass the ketchup!