Either it happens in Fours or a new set of Three has started

[Punkstig]

Coming round Piccadilly Circus to a wall of pedestrians crossing the road on a red man, my green light, horn firmly depressed blaring away whilst slowing slightly yet people still step off the kerb lemming style following the person in front.
End result, I knock down a girl being dragged across the road by her boyfriend, luckily I stay upright, then they're surprised that I'm not in the best of moods and shouting,  yes I calm down and check they're ok, ankle looked pretty knackered but didn't want an ambulance.
Fine, see you later!

[paulkemp]

Why am I wetting myself laughing ?
:-X

[Chris]

Muppets! 

[John Silva]

lemmings now in London... as well as tourist.

[justy1]

tell me about it...........

i think the law must of changed coz it seems to that pedestrians dont have to look left & right anymore & think they can just step out into the road when a car/bike is approaching!!!
i nearly hit 3 people this week coz they didnt look & just step out in front of me. & what really p*sses me off is that when you beep ya horn, they give you that look as though its you fault!!!
so, maybe hitting her may make her think twice before crossing the road!



justy1000

[Dead Eye]

Well served her right in my opinion and I would probably have done the same thing. Had the same sort of issue on a pushbike when I was younger at school. Stupid kids just stand in your path deliberately trying to play chicken and acting like retards - end result was them on their backside and me shrugging my shoulders... he never did it again

[mr self destruct]

It certainly is raining shit on Punkstig right now. 

[fireblake]

Well I'm glad you're ok. That reminds me of when I was a courier in London and a mate came around a corner and some Bint was peeing in the street, she was squatting down and washing the road. My mate hit her square in the pussy and broke her pubic bone. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't driving a truck?


Mickey

[chaz]

I used to drive the car through the centre of York at 2am now drunk pedestrians are even worse than lemmins cos when you're drunk nothing can hurt you?

[Punkstig]

Tbh part of me felt a tiny ickle bit bad for her as she was obviously under her boyfriends influence to cross the road, and ultimately I have injured her when I could have slowed considerably.


Then I think, na, stoopid fuckin retards, stop being sheep and be aware of The Stig Reaper!

[Dead Eye]

Then I think, na, stoopid fuckin retards, stop being sheep and be aware of The Stig Reaper!

Love it ^^ 

[Skippernick]

Well I'm glad you're ok. That reminds me of when I was a courier in London and a mate came around a corner and some Bint was peeing in the street, she was squatting down and washing the road. My mate hit her square in the pussy and broke her pubic bone. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't driving a truck?


Mickey

Thats funny. I don't know why but it is.

[ChristoT]

Coming round Piccadilly Circus to a wall of pedestrians crossing the road on a red man, my green light, horn firmly depressed blaring away whilst slowing slightly yet people still step off the kerb lemming style following the person in front.
End result, I knock down a girl being dragged across the road by her boyfriend, luckily I stay upright, then they're surprised that I'm not in the best of moods and shouting,  yes I calm down and check they're ok, ankle looked pretty knackered but didn't want an ambulance.
Fine, see you later!

I'm not surprised she said she was OK - an angry Punkstig, Storm trooper helmet with stick on mohawk with that saddle, I'm not surprised she was keen to bugger off - I would have wanted to hop it pronto, even if you'd broken both me legs! 

Well I'm glad you're ok. That reminds me of when I was a courier in London and a mate came around a corner and some Bint was peeing in the street, she was squatting down and washing the road. My mate hit her square in the pussy and broke her pubic bone. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't driving a truck?


Mickey

Mickey - why didn't you tell me that one on the road to the Ferry? I'd have been laughing all the way to France! 

[Lawrence]

I prefer to use the limiter instead of the horn, specially if they're not looking 

[fireblake]

Well I'm glad you're ok. That reminds me of when I was a courier in London and a mate came around a corner and some Bint was peeing in the street, she was squatting down and washing the road. My mate hit her square in the pussy and broke her pubic bone. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't driving a truck?


Mickey

Mickey - why didn't you tell me that one on the road to the Ferry? I'd have been laughing all the way to France! 



The things you remember with a little prompting.
That reminds me. When i was Christo's age i took a ferry trip from Portsmouth, just me, a sexy girl and a bottle of Nitrous Oxide. We laughed all the way to France.


Mickey

[Punkstig]

I prefer to use the limiter instead of the horn, specially if they're not looking 

It's a 135db twin air horn, much louder than the 102db stubby scorpion!

[ChristoT]

Well I'm glad you're ok. That reminds me of when I was a courier in London and a mate came around a corner and some Bint was peeing in the street, she was squatting down and washing the road. My mate hit her square in the pussy and broke her pubic bone. I suppose she was lucky he wasn't driving a truck?


Mickey

Mickey - why didn't you tell me that one on the road to the Ferry? I'd have been laughing all the way to France! 



The things you remember with a little prompting.
That reminds me. When i was Christo's age i took a ferry trip from Portsmouth, just me, a sexy girl and a bottle of Nitrous Oxide. We laughed all the way to France.


Mickey

I'm sure that's not all you were doing... 

[midden]

tell me about it...........

i think the law must of changed coz it seems to that pedestrians dont have to look left & right anymore & think they can just step out into the road when a car/bike is approaching!!!
i nearly hit 3 people this week coz they didnt look & just step out in front of me. & what really p*sses me off is that when you beep ya horn, they give you that look as though its you fault!!!
so, maybe hitting her may make her think twice before crossing the road!



justy1000

Couldn't agree more but I am starting to wonder with the amount of adult whussy cyclists stealing the pavements these days if the pedestrians have just given up and take a chance where ever

[Lawrence]

I prefer to use the limiter instead of the horn, specially if they're not looking 

It's a 135db twin air horn, much louder than the 102db stubby scorpion!

Try one of these