What a day !!!

[slimwilly]

Yes , what a bloody day


I took wifey shopping to Gloucester for the rest of her wedding outfit,, headpiece , bag,shoes,,the good thing is she funded the goods,,working wife


We spent TWO BLOODY hours in Debenhams, upstairs, downstair , upstairs , downstairs,,do you think this looks nice, does this match ,


yeh,, i am the one she says does not have a clue about fashion, crap


Anyway 4 hours it took, she is happier now though so good work done.


In two weeks my oldest daughter gets married , 27 years old,,then i might have some grand children to teach tricks..


Looking forward to the big day now,,


i shall be asking fore some ideas for the wedding speach,,father of the bride

[Mick-H]

That's your 666th post, wonder if it's an omen.

[Hedgetrimmer]

Well it was all in a good cause.
Today, I said to the ol man, I'm going to get a mini compressor today, cos that bloody foot pump's useless. It's knackering my knee out.
Oh, ok, says he.
Best part of 30 notes later, I got it, I'll pop it in the boot.
Oh, there's already one of those in there, he says.
Grrrrrrr...

[chaz]

I got a book to help me with my speech for my daughters wedding, as you will be first up it's a bit stressful, the book will tell you who you have to thank, then I thanked all the guests for traveling so far, (for a free lunch and booze up) I welcomed my new son-in-law into my disfunctional family (I know you'll fit in well), then a cryptic message that the bridesmaid could supply coke for those who wanted to party all night.
I left out the bit where I expected the Italian guests to change sides half way through the service?

so basicly just insult everyone, apart from the beautiful bride.