Nick Crisp has been threatened with pain
His cheering-up efforts in vain
Trying to bring on a smile
But alas all the while
It was for no discernible gain!
Though Nick's intend is hardy and good,
This foccer's still sore, so you should
Wait for a bit more
For the banter to pour
For, you know, it undoubtably would.
I do not want to cause damage
To put you at any disadvantage
Your nose stays intact,
So with your lack of tact,
You will painlessly hopefully manage!