In a radical departure from erectile dysfunction I have a 3 month old son (as some of you know).
My instructions are that he get 7 fluid oz of milk at 10:30 pm. Somehow this turns in to an hour and a half of bouncing, patting and puking. Just 5 minutes ago, for no reason, Jack gives me a priceless look; a huge toothless grin with milk all around his chops. Having said all this he doesn't walk, talk or most importantly of all play with lego (yet).
toddlers are the same but they walk a bit more and puke
a bit less bit and make stinkier nappies.
Joe is a junior, he's trying to swim, comes up with awesome questions, walks and runs reasonably well and most importantly loves lego.
Why can't we just skip all the rubbish stuff and get straight to the junior years ? I'm told that the toothless grin is precious and I'll admit he's growing on me but the sooner he stops puking the happier I'll be.
I suppose it was more of a statement than a question