The things you see when you have a day off

[Streetbudgie]

So far this morning I have seen school run mums use my front drive to park across and turn around in while dropping their spawn off to school.

I have seen the bloke from over the road walk his dog up and down the access road at the side of my house, pick up his dog shit (good) and promptly drop it in the curb outside my house (not good) - had I not been dripping wet and naked I would have been out like a shot, but by the time I threw something on he'd gone.

However on the way back into my house I saw another neighbour come out of his garage (he lives in the next road) walk to the end of the access road next to my house and dump a bag of rubbish on top of the poo bag.

Him I caught and told him to pick up his rubbish and dump it outside his own house to which he replied "it's rubbish from the alley, what am I supposed to do with it"  I replied "Put it in your bin just like I do, don't throw in the street outside my house"  He then goes to walk away so I picked it up and gave it to him and said "don't leave it or I'll report you"

After grumbling he toddles off and I go in, 10 mins later I go out and the bag of rubbish is back out in the street about 5 yards from my house!

So now I have reported one dog shitter and one fly tipper to the local council, I hope they both getting fucking fined, lazy bastards.

School run mums will be dealt with later...

[richfzs]

Good luck, I despair of anti social twonks like that!

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[steeeve66]

on the dog sh*te thing: when I take my Spaniel for a walk (in the countryside) out i'm always maddened by the number of people who bag their dog's sh*te, can't find a bin and so leave the bagged sh*te on the path - where it'll stay for years rather than breaking down. WHY??

[richfzs]

Or throw the bag into the bushes, where it will sit and wait for some poor unsuspecting child to run through and catch a face full of rotting (they're supposed to be biodegradable) plastic and shite. Just charming people.

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[Skippernick]

don't get me started. so i won't.

[richfzs]

Oh go on skipper, have a rant, it's good for the soul :-)

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[noggythenog]

So far this morning I have seen school run mums use my front drive to park across and turn around in while dropping their spawn off to school.

I have seen the bloke from over the road walk his dog up and down the access road at the side of my house, pick up his dog shit (good) and promptly drop it in the curb outside my house (not good) - had I not been dripping wet and naked I would have been out like a shot, but by the time I threw something on he'd gone.

However on the way back into my house I saw another neighbour come out of his garage (he lives in the next road) walk to the end of the access road next to my house and dump a bag of rubbish on top of the poo bag.

Him I caught and told him to pick up his rubbish and dump it outside his own house to which he replied "it's rubbish from the alley, what am I supposed to do with it"  I replied "Put it in your bin just like I do, don't throw in the street outside my house"  He then goes to walk away so I picked it up and gave it to him and said "don't leave it or I'll report you"

After grumbling he toddles off and I go in, 10 mins later I go out and the bag of rubbish is back out in the street about 5 yards from my house!

So now I have reported one dog shitter and one fly tipper to the local council, I hope they both getting fucking fined, lazy bastards.

School run mums will be dealt with later...

I couldnt help imagining you as richard ashcroft in that verve,bitter sweet symphony tune when he's swaggering down the street & everythins happenin around him


Good rant though!


Get one o those dog ball chucker plastic stick things,put the shit in it....see how far up the neighbours house you can scatter it!

[Mick-H]

I reckon you should post his dog shite back to him, it may make him think twice about leaving it.

[tex]

So far this morning I have seen school run mums use my front drive to park across and turn around in while dropping their spawn off to school.

I have seen the bloke from over the road walk his dog up and down the access road at the side of my house, pick up his dog shit (good) and promptly drop it in the curb outside my house (not good) - had I not been dripping wet and naked I would have been out like a shot, but by the time I threw something on he'd gone.

However on the way back into my house I saw another neighbour come out of his garage (he lives in the next road) walk to the end of the access road next to my house and dump a bag of rubbish on top of the poo bag.

Him I caught and told him to pick up his rubbish and dump it outside his own house to which he replied "it's rubbish from the alley, what am I supposed to do with it"  I replied "Put it in your bin just like I do, don't throw in the street outside my house"  He then goes to walk away so I picked it up and gave it to him and said "don't leave it or I'll report you"

After grumbling he toddles off and I go in, 10 mins later I go out and the bag of rubbish is back out in the street about 5 yards from my house!

So now I have reported one dog shitter and one fly tipper to the local council, I hope they both getting fucking fined, lazy bastards.

School run mums will be dealt with later...

 Should have ran out naked, prob never see him again. lol

[bri h]

The best response to dog sh@t ive ever known came from my slightly unhinged irish dad. he went to the perpetrators house, dropped his trousers and curled one down on their doorstep. They never walked the dog passed our house again.

[pitternator]

wonder if that is legal !   
 
I mean, doesnt the legislation refer to dog faeces ??... we are free to go forth and " scatter" .....

[stevierst]

Outraging public decency springs to mind! But I bet they got the message!

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[bri h]

I think its very illegal but coming from good tinker stock my dad never did worry to much about the legality of things. Bless him and god rest his soul.