Author Topic: No yolk (Read 2280 times)

Looney tune · « **on:** 15 April 2013, 12:25:16 am »

Can someone please tell me the difference between an egg and a w@nk ?

bri h · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 April 2013, 03:13:13 am »

You can beat an egg.

Raymy · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 April 2013, 04:52:31 am »

Whats the difference between light and hard?

Looney tune · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 April 2013, 07:17:22 am »

You can turn a light off

Exupnut · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 April 2013, 07:30:37 am »

You can beat an egg.

u cant beat a good wank.

Razgruff · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 April 2013, 08:14:07 am »

if you have yolk in a wank? time to get down the clinic

Raymy · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 April 2013, 09:36:37 am »

You can turn a light off

You can fall asleep with a light on

dolau · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 April 2013, 01:09:14 pm »

Who came first- the chicken or the egg?

jon · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 April 2013, 04:53:37 pm »

Obviously the egg as chickens are birds, birds evolved from dinosaurs and dinosaurs laid eggs.

evesdad · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 April 2013, 05:19:33 pm »

The cock came first when he layed the chicken

Exupnut · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 April 2013, 05:25:12 pm »

Unless its a kfc chicken in which case its "cock" has been genetically removed.