Author Topic: Car porn which is probably suitable for an "off-topic" board ;-) (Read 5721 times)

simonm · « **on:** 13 March 2013, 11:27:30 pm »

Omfg


The new Audi R8 V10 plus

Farjo · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 March 2013, 11:37:52 pm »

Porn??? I just see a car on a treadmill.

simonm · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 March 2013, 11:44:40 pm »

Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

ChristoT · « **Reply #3 on:** 14 March 2013, 12:55:50 pm »

Quote from: simonm on 13 March 2013, 11:44:40 pm

Car porn. It's different in a twisted kinda way. That's what the wife says but I think she doesn't understand or is jealous.

It involves glowing exhausts and flames/blue/exhausty stuff. .

Porn involving a lady's "exhaust" and blue flames sounds very dangerous and should be checked out by a doctor!!

Chris · « **Reply #4 on:** 14 March 2013, 01:09:31 pm »

I have just had quite a serious trouser accident....

What a gorgeous sound! Love the little blips at the end!

Chris

Chillum · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 March 2013, 05:42:18 pm »

The back end like it is looks just like the batmobile (the new one) - I'd like to see them leave it like that for the road

Raymy · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 March 2013, 05:55:21 pm »

The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

simonm · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:03:07 pm »

Quote from: Tiberius Onklevaart on 14 March 2013, 05:55:21 pm

The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.

richfzs · « **Reply #8 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:17:12 pm »

Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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simonm · « **Reply #9 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:29:08 pm »

Quote from: richfzs on 14 March 2013, 06:17:12 pm

Mardy? Wait till he gets warmed up!!

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Warmed up? I thought this was the best he could do. To be fair it was pretty darned poor trolling

Raymy · « **Reply #10 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:45:48 pm »

I don't troll, I abuse

simonm · « **Reply #11 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:47:51 pm »

Quote from: Tiberius Onklevaart on 14 March 2013, 06:45:48 pm

I don't troll, I abuse

Phoney. Whutever troll dude

Raymy · « **Reply #12 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:56:08 pm »

Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

simonm · « **Reply #13 on:** 14 March 2013, 06:58:36 pm »

Quote from: Tiberius Onklevaart on 14 March 2013, 06:56:08 pm

Ha. The n00bs are fair uppity this weather.
Go to the spring meet son. You'll see I'm no troll. Plenty will testify I'll say the same to yer face. You wanna be offended and take the internet seriously? Tough shit. Take a laugh? Good stuff

You made me grin :-)

Skippernick · « **Reply #14 on:** 14 March 2013, 07:24:14 pm »

I appreciate a good car, pity knob head drivers have turned Audi into the new BMW.

Ash69 · « **Reply #15 on:** 14 March 2013, 08:45:36 pm »

hahahahaha - I just had to hook that up to the home cinema - neighbors must fuckin hate me right now

pitternator · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 March 2013, 07:19:43 am »

ditto to skippernick..have seen several loutish incidents with very expensive audis in last 2 yrs....60k plus cars recklessly chucked about....must be bikers driving a car !

I still wouldnt fancy owning such though in the UK...must be so frustrating with so much traffic on the roads, so few places where you can ever get a decent drive before being baulked by traffic.Its the main reason I gave up on fast cars. $:\$ ...

simonm · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 March 2013, 03:12:49 pm »

To be fair I don't think there is much difference between the Audi's and the BMW's. Much of a muchness regarding lack of indication and general aggressiveness. But then i would say that, I drive my wifes Passat

Dead Eye · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 March 2013, 01:51:18 pm »

Quote from: Tiberius Onklevaart on 14 March 2013, 05:55:21 pm

The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

I actually agree - makes an ok noise but the R8 is far from porn in my opinion

Now, Aston Martin on the other hand... now that is car porn! Much prefer the growl they make as well


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ponkster · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 March 2013, 02:03:27 pm »

Quote from: simonm on 14 March 2013, 06:03:07 pm

Quote from: Tiberius Onklevaart on 14 March 2013, 05:55:21 pm
The R8 is far from car porn. Did you all marry mingers? Get some standards

You are in a mardy mood today huh.

The boy's got a point - it's a fookin audi - at least aim a bit higher for the things you can't reach - may as well lust after a posh ford focus and be done!

simonm · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 March 2013, 02:25:34 pm »

Everyone's a critic. I show you a pretty car with flames coming out the engine and you complain it's not an Aston Martin.

I agree. I shouldn't have posted it.

My bad.

Dead Eye · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 March 2013, 04:37:32 pm »

Haha, there's no accounting for taste

The R8 is a Marmite car in my opinion. Some people absolutely love it (one of my best friends included) and others think its nothing special :P Don't be discouraged about posting ^^

simonm · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 March 2013, 04:39:23 pm »

I don't care about the r8. It was the stonking huge and powerful engine, glowing exhaust ports and flames that worked for me.

:-P

ponkster · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 March 2013, 05:34:37 pm »

pour toluene through your air filter with the engine running and you can get the same effect !

............. please don't just having fun at your expense - don't be so sensitive - it's the internet - that is what its for! lol

DryRob · « **Reply #24 on:** 19 March 2013, 05:39:21 pm »

Quote from: simonm on 19 March 2013, 04:39:23 pm

I don't care about the r8. It was the stonking huge and powerful engine, glowing exhaust ports and flames that worked for me.

:-P

Pictures of the Titanic must really get you going then, that had massive engines