Author Topic: a pointless topic created only to waste your time. (Read 6783 times)

simonm · « **on:** 12 March 2013, 09:30:51 pm »

If the worlds brightest can't figure out why we exist then what chance do I have ? Also.... how is me watching Monty Python and the holy grail going to help ?

how about that for a counterpoint of non-spiritual atheist perspective and random meaninglessness ?

andybesy · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 March 2013, 09:41:45 pm »

Chris · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 March 2013, 10:08:52 pm »

Just remember that you're unique, just like everyone else... Hope that helps.

chris.biker · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 March 2013, 10:42:02 pm »

The brightest are split between two camps on this one, we are either here because of God or Its because of the big bang.

I not very clever so it leaves me worried about who or what produced which ever one is the right answer.

In the mean time there is Motor biking.

CharlieDee · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 March 2013, 10:48:48 pm »

What is the air velocity of a sparrow carrying half a coconut shell??

chris.biker · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 March 2013, 11:00:45 pm »

Quote from: CharlieDee on 12 March 2013, 10:48:48 pm

What is the air velocity of a sparrow carrying half a coconut shell??

I do not know, but what I do know is you will not hear him coming if he only has one half of a coconut shell. There will be no clippity clop, clippity clop.

Farjo · « **Reply #6 on:** 12 March 2013, 11:10:50 pm »

Quote from: chris.biker on 12 March 2013, 10:42:02 pm

The brightest are split between two camps on this one, we are either here because of God or Its because of the big bang.

Saw on telly that many scientists think that there was something before the big bang and are trying to work out what it was and why it created a big bang.

Then there are those that say that god created the big bang, which I guess means that everyone can agree

ChristoT · « **Reply #7 on:** 12 March 2013, 11:54:07 pm »

Quote from: Farjo on 12 March 2013, 11:10:50 pm

Then there are those that say that god created the big bang, which I guess means that everyone can agree

My personal belief. I think the main problem with religion is people ramming it down your throat (and I include atheism there - I've had enough of them, thanks).

At the end of the day, I may be damn sure you're wrong, but it isn't my place to force you to think otherwise. Or try to, for that matter.

simonm · « **Reply #8 on:** 13 March 2013, 03:02:09 am »

So the questions are then:

Who/what created god, and who created them ad infinitum.
What is the difference between god and an alien?
Which pill should Alice take (the red one or the blue one) ?

The petri dish theory is always good as was the ending of men in black :-P

pitternator · « **Reply #9 on:** 13 March 2013, 07:42:32 am »

we will never understand the emaning of life because we cannot think on a plane which could explain it.
Think so outside of the box and its slightly on the way there.

the big bang/ evolution are mere ways we try to explain something we cannot comprehend, using our thought processes....

there is no end or a beginning .

CharlieDee · « **Reply #10 on:** 13 March 2013, 10:21:10 am »

Quote from: chris.biker on 12 March 2013, 11:00:45 pm

Quote from: CharlieDee on 12 March 2013, 10:48:48 pm
What is the air velocity of a sparrow carrying half a coconut shell??
I do not know, but what I do know is you will not hear him coming if he only has one half of a coconut shell. There will be no clippity clop, clippity clop.

Come on Patsy... time to move on!!

sure2ride · « **Reply #11 on:** 13 March 2013, 04:32:35 pm »

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Then there are those that say that god created the big bang, which I guess means that everyone can agree

Oh dear, and there's me thinking it was my Fazer backfiring.

chilly · « **Reply #12 on:** 13 March 2013, 06:21:23 pm »

Last i heard we are not really here at all

. We and everything we see are a three dimensional representation of a two dimensional program running on some sort of computer in a lab somewhere

. Seems as good an explanation as any

Chillum · « **Reply #13 on:** 13 March 2013, 06:32:56 pm »

Quote from: CharlieDee on 12 March 2013, 10:48:48 pm

What is the air velocity of a sparrow carrying half a coconut shell??

An African or European sparrow?

I always thought that 42 was the answer, but that the question was 'what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow', not a laden sparrow!

paul1606 · « **Reply #14 on:** 13 March 2013, 06:38:41 pm »

Are there any members of the PFJ on here

stevierst · « **Reply #15 on:** 13 March 2013, 07:23:25 pm »

Quote from: paul1606 on 13 March 2013, 06:38:41 pm

Are there any members of the PFJ on here

Faaack offfffff, were the JPF !

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JZS 600 · « **Reply #16 on:** 13 March 2013, 08:02:17 pm »

So man creates god in his own image,,,

Now, some one tell me why is everything the way it is and what are supposed to do with it?

Slaninar · « **Reply #17 on:** 13 March 2013, 08:24:55 pm »

I like red heads. And the spring is slowly comming!

chris.biker · « **Reply #18 on:** 13 March 2013, 10:11:46 pm »

Quote from: JZS 600 on 13 March 2013, 08:02:17 pm

So man creates god in his own image,,,

Now, some one tell me why is everything the way it is and what are supposed to do with it?

Enjoy the wheeled bits of it on the tarmacked bits of it, in the words of a great prophet ''like a bat out of hell''

ChristoT · « **Reply #19 on:** 13 March 2013, 10:16:46 pm »

Quote from: chris.biker on 13 March 2013, 10:11:46 pm

Enjoy the wheeled bits of it on the tarmacked bits of it, in the words of a great prophet ''like a bat out of hell''

But nothing really rocks, nothing really rolls and nothing really works at all!

stevierst · « **Reply #20 on:** 14 March 2013, 02:37:28 am »

But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me, and he's just a poor boy from a poor family......

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Andy FZS · « **Reply #21 on:** 14 March 2013, 04:44:59 am »

I have the answer and it is zero as a sparrow can fly when attached to half a coconut shell.

Andy

simonm · « **Reply #22 on:** 14 March 2013, 04:49:19 am »

The answer doesn't matter. Only the foc'ing journey.

Chillum · « **Reply #23 on:** 14 March 2013, 05:38:24 pm »

The only answer to life (the universe and everything) is relationships - everything else is material.

(Thought of this when thinking of 42, and what the _relationship_ was between the 4 and the 2 and hey presto)

caretaker · « **Reply #24 on:** 14 March 2013, 05:55:56 pm »

as a bible believing born again christian, i believe what i believe through personal choice. i dont ram it down people's throats. if anybody asks where i stand, i tell them. if people choose to believe everything or nothing, thats up to them. now get out there and ride!!!