Popped to the local supermarket on the way home last night. There was a queue of cars waiting to get in, due to a ignorant prick blocking the road whilst trying to get into the petrol station. As you would, I filtered around the outside of the queue and came to a stop behind the car at the front of the queue who was waiting for a gap in the oncoming traffic to allow him past.
I became aware that the car behind me wasn't too happy with me overtaking and she started to move forward to push her way back in front of me. As the front car moved away I started to pull away myself, but this other woman wasn't having it and moved forward very agressively and it I hadn't stopped she would have knocked me off.
She thought she had won.
She opened her window and started to shout at me- "Don't you know you can't..."
Followed by the sound of crunching metal as she misjudged the gap and hit the car waiting to get into the petrol station.
How I laughed as I calmly drove around her and went on my merry way