Author Topic: Question for posh foccers (Read 3470 times)

locksmith · « **on:** 07 July 2012, 10:02:16 am »

Can you buy caviar in morrisons or sainsbury's etc?

Having a dinner party tonight and when asked I said we're having champagne and caviar, which thinking about would be a giggle to serve it as they arrive!

What would you serve it on as a canape?

caretaker · « **Reply #1 on:** 07 July 2012, 10:36:47 am »

i think m&s do one in some stores. make sure its the proper one. marks do a sevruga which isnt cheap, but dont go for the lumpfish stuff. its not the real thing. as for how to serve it, look up jamieoliveronline.

eddie · « **Reply #2 on:** 07 July 2012, 10:49:21 am »

get some cod roe add black colouring ....

locksmith · « **Reply #3 on:** 07 July 2012, 11:14:47 am »

mmm got some black shoe polish

Noj · « **Reply #4 on:** 07 July 2012, 12:28:22 pm »

Mini Blinis from M & S

dickturpin · « **Reply #5 on:** 07 July 2012, 12:49:05 pm »

wtf is caviar....

Tori · « **Reply #6 on:** 07 July 2012, 01:48:54 pm »

You're eating someones babies....

Yuk.....

dickturpin · « **Reply #7 on:** 07 July 2012, 02:24:01 pm »

Aaaahh well that's alright then!

bikerboys · « **Reply #8 on:** 07 July 2012, 03:15:01 pm »

John West Black Lumpfish Caviar (50g)

£1.99

£2.48

£2.48

locksmith · « **Reply #9 on:** 07 July 2012, 04:02:44 pm »

Had to settle for the lumpfish stuff £2.48 in Morrisons cause that was my one stop

Got some dainty little toasted thingies to put it on with cream cheese and smoked salmon. Had to get some champagne flutes as well. Been trying to get rid of the champers we've had in the fridge for ages

Going to be a laugh to see their faces when I wheel it out!

Skippernick · « **Reply #10 on:** 07 July 2012, 07:07:46 pm »

locksmith · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 July 2012, 01:12:26 pm »

Sorry they got gobbled up in record time! and the champers was actually quiet nice as well

dx408 · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 July 2012, 03:36:15 pm »

Don't like caviar tried it a couple of years ago at a hotel opening party (no I was working there) it was the good stuff (apparently) Beluga grey it was very expensive and quite hard to get hold of and after trying it thought it was terrible

have not tried it again. I have tried some of the cheaper stuff (lump fish roe etc) and a no to that as well but should impress just tell them the stuff you have is Beluga and see what they say

goldfazer · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 July 2012, 01:43:08 pm »

Not sure but I think the housekeeper gets it delivered from Fortnums.

JZS 600 · « **Reply #14 on:** 09 July 2012, 01:46:34 pm »

Jesus, it's like eating salty balls! (not that I'd know what that was LIKE, I'll have you know)

Phil TK · « **Reply #15 on:** 09 July 2012, 01:50:55 pm »

A rather vulgar woman, who I used to know, told me that caviar in fact tastes exactly like semen.

And somehow after that, I've found myself politely declining the stuff when it's been offered. $:\$

Phil TK · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 July 2012, 01:51:51 pm »

Quote from: locksmith on 08 July 2012, 01:12:26 pm

they got gobbled up in record time!

How apt indeed..

locksmith · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 July 2012, 05:25:42 pm »

Got a little left in the fridge, I'll taste it on it's own to see why my wife refuses to..........well you know

locksmith · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 July 2012, 06:50:04 pm »

Well I tasted it and can't see the problem, think I'll hold her head from now on.

oldmotherfoccer · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 July 2012, 08:29:24 pm »

phil, i dont see why she was being particularly vulgar, some of the cheaper stuff, can very closly resemble the taste (apparently)

JZS 600 · « **Reply #20 on:** 10 July 2012, 09:08:58 am »

What's wrong with fish cakes!

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #21 on:** 10 July 2012, 01:34:06 pm »

Locksmith, whens the divorce coming through?