Nah, mine lay on the floor, flapped about a bit then got squished by a bus following me.
I'm sure we all appreciate your efforts to help the evolution of pigeons with road sense.
I've been lucky, the largest direct hit I've had was a collared dove (about half the weight of a pigeon) on the chin of my helmet at 40mph. Nasty jolt to the neck, that.
A pheasant hit the handlebar when I was on my GPZ305 many years ago and that very nearly had me in the ditch... fortunately, the only damage was a crack on the fairing, but at least I got a meal out of the bird.
Swans have a habit of flying across the M3 at Teddington at a very low altitude, that makes me kinda nervous... those things are fecking big!