nearly a divorce

[jackojet]

 
 
After a nice ride on wednesday and a relaxing day off for a change 
 
put some well needed miles on the fazer thou, and tested devilsyam R6 shocker which is brill by the way.
 
 I made a slight error and landed at my local bike shop, this is where i orginally bought the fazer brand new in 05.
 
I asked if they had any secondhand R1's for sale around 07 vintage, as i think it time the fazer got a stablemate.
 
Well they have'nt but he had a mint 07 GSXR1000K7 ! just come in as trade in as the bloke came in for an MOT on the gixxer and went home with a 12 plate R1.
 
well i could'nt resist it , so a thrilling test ride later i bought the gixxer thou .
 
 
Well i didnt tell her indoors and spilled the beans as soon as i got home ! 
 
as you probably guessed the reception was not good , my ears still ringing now!
 
i have been as nice as poss since divorce threat and promised to do more round the house etc ! and am slowly sweet talking etc, being attentive to conversation etc etc.
 
anyway pick the gixxer up later today, just hope it dries up a bit as im unsure the insane power is what i need on a wet road!
 
 
by the way the fazer thou still gets more attention than the gixxer, its a forever bike 

[pitternator]

rockefella !       

[jackojet]

I wish Pitt !
 
she's gonna kill me when she does my accounts and book keeping

[Falcon 269]

Gutsy move, Mav ...

[pitternator]

I can understand yer temptation. I just saw a nice blue FZ-1s( with black  engine and frame) going for less than £5k, with just 3k miles on the clock...tbh its actually no dearer than me trading my speed triple in for the latest one...but do I need 3 bikes !   

[Dave48]

For many years I couldnt go into a bike shop without persuading myself I needed something extra or better than what I was riding. Fortunately with the recession and the way new bike prices have increased the last few years I started to look at good second hand machines. I also asked myself if I could only have one bike(which is now the case) what would I choose? FZS 1000 no contest!

[Looney tune]

Oh you BAD man !!
 
I know a fella very well who bought a CCM R30 and kept it at his mates for 3 months until it got a mention in the pub one day, fortunately, Beth is still with me  .
 
Good luck pal, all your projects will keep her mind occupied and there is always a wee romantic night away 

[sadlonelygit]

when i bought my fazer (which she did know about) i also picked up a gixxer1100 in bits (which she didn't/still doesn't). perhaps she's just keeping quiet as somehow i've managed to nearly build my katana up without ANY bits coming for it

[Falcon 269]

You should be like my friend who bought one of my R1s off me a few months ago.  He had a blue Yamaha scooter which got sold to be replaced by the blue R1.  His missus never noticed because the colours were the same.

I guess I pulled a similar stunt when I bought an R1 a couple of years ago.  Got it off ebay, had it looked after for a month or so by a mate (thanks again, Shaun ) before driving over to collect it in a van.  Two days before leaving for the UK I found an even better R1 on ebay, so bought that as well.  Only took me 2 years to reduce the stock levels again.

[cable tie]

Does wifey give you more pleasure than the bike ! If yes I'd get rid of bike it will go down hill from now on.

What you need to ask ya self can you cook - clean - wash your own clothes and does your pecker touch your ar5e !!   

If it does than at least you can feck ya self rather than the wife LOL.

[Kosmic Kartman]

  GET IN THERE!

[paul1606]

Talking to one of the lads in my local bikeshop he said he,s got a customer who bought a personal plate & only buys blue bikes transferring the plate , wifey looks out of the kitchen window blue bike same reg jobs a guddun

[james43]

I like that and I can relate to it.


I recently changed the colour of my bike.


It had been resprayed badly when I bought it.Well it wasn't terrible but not perfect.


My brother works in a bodyshop and loved pointing out that his Yam Thundercrap was 6 years older than mine but looked newer.


It was black and I decided on a dark metallic almost a gun metal grey.


The wife never noticed didn't have a clue .

[jackojet]

 
 
you lot foccin kill me ! picked the gixxer up yesty lunchtime , and guess wot,  the wife took me to bike shop to pick it up and we cleared her shed out to make room for the mower , so my 10x8 shed has the room for fazer thou and the gixxer !
i then spent the afternoon cleaning both bikes ! 
 
i think the extra housekeep deposited into her acc on thurs may have swung it , but she is still promising to kill me !
 
i am scared a bit of the gixxer riding in c mode the softest setting at mo
 
jacko
 

[jackojet]

when i bought my fazer (which she did know about) i also picked up a gixxer1100 in bits (which she didn't/still doesn't). perhaps she's just keeping quiet as somehow i've managed to nearly build my katana up without ANY bits coming for it

Hi looney
 
im now officially on sexual rations for a while so her indoors proffessed this morn when i was poking in the back at 06.30 hours ! a reminder im still in bad books was quoted before i rose and got skins on for work !
 
anyway i have sex each time i glance at my bikes ! 
 
plus a nice 12lb pike i caught ot the patio doors on half skimmer bream deadbait was bagged this afternoon whilst browsing the countrymans weekly , i looked up and watched the pike float slide away !
 
woman hey ! i had to show her how to cook a 3lb rainbow for tea last night before sitting down with a pint o extra smooth topped up with a fursty ferret ale! and watching motogp 
 
sorry for being random and i admit being a headcase
 
cheers regards to all
 
jacko that daft bloke from staffordshire

[jackojet]

oh bugger sorry sadloneygit i picked the wrong quote and should of clicked and quoted looney's post
 
soz to looney too

[pitternator]

how about a piccie then m8 ??