Author Topic: stating the obvious (Read 2626 times)

coffee · « **on:** 21 January 2021, 11:39:36 pm »

At the end of the day it's twelve o'clock.

Grahamm · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 January 2021, 12:17:38 pm »

But which end...?

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 January 2021, 07:04:34 pm »

You might be straight, gay or bisexual... but at the end of the day its night

Grahamm · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 January 2021, 08:46:06 pm »

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

coffee · « **Reply #4 on:** 23 January 2021, 03:31:45 pm »

There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.

robbo · « **Reply #5 on:** 23 January 2021, 09:13:41 pm »

Today is the tomorrow, you thought about yesterday.

coffee · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 January 2021, 04:57:31 pm »

Have you noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

john roche · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 January 2021, 04:43:09 am »

If tomorrow was today it would be yesterday!

darrsi · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 January 2021, 12:10:23 pm »

There's two days in your life that don't have 24hrs, when you're born and when you die.

What about the day when the clocks go forward, then it's only 23hrs

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 January 2021, 01:45:38 pm »

Saying "Mucho" when your around Hispanic people really means a lot to them

coffee · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 January 2021, 04:26:24 pm »

A day without sunshine is like,you know,night.

windyg · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 January 2021, 02:05:36 pm »

Tomorrow never comes

Oldgit · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 January 2021, 02:42:19 pm »

you'll have someone's eye out with that.

dangerousdave · « **Reply #13 on:** 29 January 2021, 08:21:33 pm »

On the whole, Preparation H is a good product!

DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 February 2021, 10:46:53 am »

Life may be short but its the longest thing you will ever do.

Dudeofrude · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 February 2021, 11:09:16 am »

People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician

coffee · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 February 2021, 06:13:55 pm »

dangerousdave · « **Reply #17 on:** 17 February 2021, 02:34:24 pm »

To cut a long story short; once upon a time, they lived happily ever after!

Grahamm · « **Reply #18 on:** 17 February 2021, 05:01:02 pm »

No matter where you go, there you are.

fazerscotty · « **Reply #19 on:** 17 February 2021, 08:19:55 pm »

Doesn't matter who you vote for - the government will get in