Bernie Ecclestone

[locksmith]

How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?


Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................

[dazza]

I had my ex-mother-in-law knock on my door last night with two suitcases in her hands.
She said "Do you mind if I stay here for a couple of days"
I said "Not at all, if you need anything just knock"

[slappy]

How can a man be 18 years older than his Mother-in-Law?


Glad she's ok but if I got the ransom call about my M-i-L, pay up or she dies, mmm............................................

Cos he is foccing stupidly rich, amazingly that makes you attractive to very young women no matter what you look like.

[locksmith]

With his looks good job he's rich!

[celticdog]

With his looks good job he's rich!

. . . Or he could have hugely over developed genetalia

[robbo]

And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.

[BBROWN1664]

And may also be able to lick his eyebrows.

I thought everyone could do that

[lew600fazer]

Come on Lads give Bernie a break, his wife is obviously very much in love with him, concerning the mother inlaw. I reckon Bernie set that up as she was likely as not gobbing off at him. Decided to teach her a lesson, 

[darrsi]

His own helicopter pilot is one of 3 people nicked for the abduction.
I can feel a future film coming on!

[Exupnut]

.....only if he can negotiate the deal