Shiny vs Filthy

[tommyardin]

Realising that I have let myself down, my family and all the Fazer riders that are out there including those that have been before and those yet to come. So this afternoon I have tried to put right all the damage that I have done, or at least made a start in undoing my crimes.

[unfazed]

and it's about time you painted the bike also, that grey primer is on it long enough 

You are letting the whole FOC-U forum down 

[Frosties]

Tommy mate, just read this and i'm creasing    Blinding bit of grovelling 


Had a feeling that you would not rest until that bit was cleaned  Top job by the way buuuuuut.........we've yet to see it fitted to the bike and it may just show the paintwork in need of a polish to match  .


C'mon fella, spill - how much did it niggle eh?

[fazersharp]

Not bad tommyshiny  but must try harder !!-- this is the exhaust side so I did not bother taking it off and was done with good old brasso- wait until I get the other side off and get it on my bench grinder fitted with polishing mops

[tommyardin]

SULK

[tommyardin]

and it's about time you painted the bike also, that grey primer is on it long enough 

You are letting the whole FOC-U forum down 

I personally feel that the grey primer as you call it Mr Unfazed is more preferable to the red lead or red oxide I have seen some of the less desirable Fazers in.
LOL
But still think that your Fazer is a cracking looking bike for 80+K miles. do they call that red 'Period'
I know your bike is female cos I heard someone the other day say 'Look at the C--t on that bike'


  

[tommyardin]

Tommy mate, just read this and i'm creasing    Blinding bit of grovelling 


Had a feeling that you would not rest until that bit was cleaned  Top job by the way buuuuuut.........we've yet to see it fitted to the bike and it may just show the paintwork in need of a polish to match  .


C'mon fella, spill - how much did it niggle eh?

Niggle NIGGLE you don't know the meaning of the word niggle. I was absolutely fuming . Nar not really, I have been a piss taker all my life and love it, it's the crack and I love, how about you Coco. lol

[tommyardin]

Not bad tommyshiny  but must try harder !!-- this is the exhaust side so I did not bother taking it off and was done by an old arsole - wait until I get the other side off and get it on my bench grinder fitted with polishing mops

Bench grinder with a polishing mops.
Never been one for mechanical aids myself I much prefer to use my Hand...... errrrrrr! what were we talking about?  

[Frosties]

Tommy mate, just read this and i'm creasing    Blinding bit of grovelling 


Had a feeling that you would not rest until that bit was cleaned  Top job by the way buuuuuut.........we've yet to see it fitted to the bike and it may just show the paintwork in need of a polish to match  .


C'mon fella, spill - how much did it niggle eh?

Niggle NIGGLE you don't know the meaning of the word niggle. I was absolutely fuming . Nar not really, I have been a piss taker all my life and love it, it's the crack and I love, how about you Coco. lol

Yup it niggled goooooood  . Agree with the piss taking, same as you and makes life more enjoyable and light hearted. We still need finished pics of bike re assembled for re assesment.............................in the meantime I will mostly be examining this pic below using the ZOOM function like a demented peeping tom on a housing estate

[fazersharp]

Here you go - here is the left hand side that comes off with less faff and the second picture is my mop set, each mop is a different grade to go with the different soap

[Frosties]

Sharpy, what a fine fellow you are to take the time to share your experience and hopefully steer Tommy in the right direction. Since Tommy has hung up the hair scissors and is a man of leisure, I'm sure he'll have plenty of time to attempt to match the finish you've achieved 

[tommyardin]

Sharpy, what a fine fellow you are to take the time to share your experience and hopefully steer Tommy in the right direction. Since Tommy has hung up the hair scissors and is a man of leisure, I'm sure he'll have plenty of time to attempt to match the finish you've achieved 

Got the scissors, hair dryer, curlers and tongs back out of retirement, sold the fazer, didn't get much for it the bloke who bought it said as it was in such a shit state and had been neglected of late he would only offer me £800 of the £1750 that I was asking for, but I bargained hard and we eventually agreed on £675-00  Just enough to purchase new hair sprays, shampoos for different types of hair, conditioners, hair grips , towels, hair brushes and combs. the Mrs has made a hanging basket out of my helmet (That's my Crash Helmet) and has planted pansy's in my bike boots (They look quite good one either side of the front door) taxed my hair dressers transport. The wife said I have brought all this on myself because of my tardy and slothful ways and has consigned me to sleep in my car. Picture below or is it above. Complete with the new sticker supplied by a really helpful Foccer, that reads 'No Hair Dressing Equipment Left In This Vehicle Overnight'
So Foc you lot I'm off the join the Big Girls MR2 Owners Club

[unfazed]

Do you by any chance have a silver helmet and boots 

[Frosties]

Do you by any chance have a silver helmet and boots 

Funny you say that, spotted Tommy a few nights back - me and other care assistants had to go looking for the old git again. We eventually found him

[unfazed]

 

[tommyardin]

Do you by any chance have a silver helmet and boots 

Funny you say that, spotted Tommy a few nights back - me and other care assistants had to go looking for the old git again. We eventually found him

How the Foc did you get hold of that? I just went and looked in our family photo album and its gone

[tommyardin]

I think Unfazed and Frosties (Hello Tiger) have teamed up to slag me off and ruin my impeccable reputation. Check out the lunch box in that pick though. Lol

[Frosties]

Whaaaaaaat? What have I said?  You forgot Sharpy with his polishing machine.


We do love you really Tommy - you're a good laugh which is the core of this site  [size=78%] [/size]

[fazersharp]

I find that if it is nice and shiny rust cannot get hold as it just slides off

[tommyardin]

I find that if it is nice and shiny rust cannot get hold as it just slides off

Especially the alloy bits

[fazersharp]

I find that if it is nice and shiny rust cannot get hold as it just slides off

Especially the alloy bits

oxidation then if you like, but as this is a bike forum I thought that it best to stay away from big words. 

[tommyardin]

I find that if it is nice and shiny rust cannot get hold as it just slides off

Especially the alloy bits

oxidation then if you like, but as this is a bike forum I thought that it best to stay away from big words.

If you want to learn some i'm sure your not passed being taught