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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #25 on: 28 November 2015, 08:55:48 am »
Is this the new "planking"? " trimming "
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #26 on: 28 November 2015, 11:35:46 am »
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin




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Come on everybody.........get joining in...its easy.............perhaps youve gone over the hedge........taken yourself right to the hedge.......or just like hedging your bets......have you seen a suspicious hedge that may have been trimmed by Nick.......post it up.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #27 on: 28 November 2015, 08:51:35 pm »
M&P have a black friday week sale going on with these suits.


Ideal for the usually hedge inclined.....they look quite crisp i reckon.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #28 on: 28 November 2015, 09:56:03 pm »
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #29 on: 28 November 2015, 10:17:39 pm »
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"


Exactamondo frosties...........something you dont know about hedgetrimmer..........he was the stunt double for the Ewok that half inches the speeder bike in Return of the Jedi.....he got sacked........this was the last thing he seen.


Thats what first started him off with loving the great outdoors and why he moved up north.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #30 on: 29 November 2015, 04:11:19 pm »
NICK.....NICK.....is that you nick  ?    :lol
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #31 on: 29 November 2015, 09:34:17 pm »
It's him alright !! Camped up nearby..........
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #32 on: 30 November 2015, 06:56:42 pm »
I heard they have made a book and a film based on his antics...





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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #33 on: 30 November 2015, 07:58:25 pm »
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #34 on: 06 December 2015, 11:26:29 am »
Anyone, any news from our Hedgetrimmer.

I know the area he bought his house was never flooded, but this is worse than previous floods.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #35 on: 06 December 2015, 12:22:36 pm »
Hope he bought a boat!!
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #36 on: 06 December 2015, 04:11:50 pm »
Hope he bought a boat!!


Nah, he's pretty good with his hands so reckon he made one. Wonder what it looks like  ;) ....








Found it  :D
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #37 on: 06 December 2015, 04:40:37 pm »
How does that song go?




"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the hedge"  :lol
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #38 on: 06 December 2015, 04:43:27 pm »
Ahhh, ooooh I  know it...I know it - that film with Darth Fazer, you know "The Emperor Strikes Bark"
Brilliant !!!! :rollin
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #39 on: 06 December 2015, 11:50:02 pm »
Hope he bought a boat!!
He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #40 on: 07 December 2015, 07:58:50 am »
Hope he bought a boat!!
He doesn't need a boat, he's the hedgeswimmer


Hedgeswimmer  :eek  Bloody surprised if he is, don't you need to be fit for that - I heard he does 40 - 60 of these a day
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #41 on: 07 December 2015, 06:26:51 pm »
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #42 on: 07 December 2015, 08:12:45 pm »
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #43 on: 07 December 2015, 10:41:53 pm »
Well, what a time to go to Carlisle, I hope he is dry and safe,,half the town without power,,i think I only have his old mobile number,not working..

He did give me his new number,,,somewhere,,,,Devilsyam,,,Luke !!! you got it ?

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If you find his mobile PM me with also please, I only have an old one also.


Found it - love the caption to the right  :lol


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=hedge+phone&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgaGY6MrJAhVJQhQKHX-CB-sQ_AUICCgD#tbm=isch&q=phone+hedge&imgrc=3FwjJL7vu7X7IM%3A
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #44 on: 09 December 2015, 09:43:14 am »
Ok troops.......Nick is fine.......outside of the floods......SHOULD BE BACK ONLINE TOMORROW.


Apparently hasnt affected his guitar playing whatsoever.



So lets up the intensity of sympathy for him :b
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #45 on: 09 December 2015, 10:15:33 am »
Good to hear mr nog..........back on line tomorrow huh........best start being nice about him  :lol
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #46 on: 09 December 2015, 11:56:05 am »
He's still smoking.
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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #47 on: 09 December 2015, 02:24:03 pm »
Good to hear, for a while there we thought it was out of the hedge into the water  :lol

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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #48 on: 09 December 2015, 06:32:54 pm »
Nah, our Nick the hedge whisperer was never worried about the water, he just got the hedges to help him bail out:


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Re: Hedgetrimmer up north
« Reply #49 on: 10 December 2015, 11:28:15 am »
 :look