give me your best pigsty jokes...the whole world and Lib-dems are laughing too

[Val]

Ok guys here we go:

I've never been more pleased to be a vegetarian.
 
 — Tim Farron (@timfarron)
 
 
 
 There may be truffles ahead...
 
 David Hameron
 
 
 Fifty Shades of Pork..coming summer 2016...directed by Kermit the Frog.

[darrsi]

Who is David Cameron's favourite jockey?






Molester Piggott.

[joebloggs]

Little girl is sitting on a park bench stroking her dog when a vicar sits next to her and starts a conversation
Your a pretty little girl, whats your name. Asks the Vicar
Rosemary. Replies she replies
Oh thats lovely, says the Vicar, where did your name come from.
The little girl responds. When I was in my mumies tummy a rose petal landed on her tummy so they decided to call me Rosemary Oh thats such a sweet story says the vicar. And your doggie, whats his name
Piggy replies the little girl
And why do you call him Piggy the Vicar inquires
The little girl says Because he fucks pigs

[chaz]

I stuck up for you today, someone said you wasn't fit to live with pigs, but I told them you were.

[mickvp]

I heard the Tories are to launch a vote of no Baconfidence in David Hameron

[DILLIGAFF]

A Rabbi and a catholic priest are sharing a carriage on a long rail trip. They strike up a conversation and eventually the Rabbi asks the priest if he has ever broken his vows and had sex. He confides that he has and asks if the Rabbi ever ate pork. The Rabbi blushes and says yes. There follows a long awkward silence and finally the priest says...............




"It was better than pork"

[pilninggas]

The Libdems are laughing; all six of them too, by all accounts.