Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS!

[slappy]

Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

[Dudeofrude]

Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence

[vinnyb]

 I read a couple of weeks ago that men over 40 shouldn't be wearing jeans at all, or hoodies or logo tee shirts or trainers. Looks like I'm going to have to change my entire wardrobe.

[maddog04]

me and everyone in Liverpool, Vinnyb

I hate men wearing bib and brace....FFS

[tommyardin]

Putting lippy mascara on with one hand while texting with the other.

Are you saying that you are adept at this? 

Steve can do both of those things....... and change his panty liner at the same time 

[darrsi]

Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence

People like the fella who just came into the pub with his jeans almost hanging round his knees!!!
What's all that about?

[tommyardin]

Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence

You sound like a right miserable old duffer,
I bet you wear a knitted cardigan, fawn coloured corduroy trousers or Calvery twill, brown brogue shoes a beige checked shirt and a foccing cravat. I also bet you sleep in PJ's with button flys with your hand crossed over your chest.
Basically a corpse, bet your Mrs don't let you out at Halloween. 

[tommyardin]

Old Duffers that look and sound like they have given up lol!

[Dudeofrude]

Grown men who wear those ripped jeans that teenage girls wear, or a scarf with a t-shirt.

Or......
'skinny' jeans,
shoes without socks,
Super low V neck t-shirts,
stringer vests,
oversized basketball shirts,
Polo shirts with the collar 'popped'
Sock hats

Just a few of the things you have to wear for me to blank you out if my existence

You sound like a right miserable old duffer,
I bet you wear a knitted cardigan, fawn coloured corduroy trousers or Calvery twill, brown brogue shoes a beige checked shirt and a foccing cravat. I also bet you sleep in PJ's with button flys with your hand crossed over your chest.
Basically a corpse, bet your Mrs don't let you out at Halloween. 

I would but then why would I ever wanna dress like you Tom? 🤔 youve got that look down to a T.

Most of the time I wear jeans (that fit and without holes) and a fitted t-shirt and as any self respecting man should do.... i sleep how God made me 😉

[Hugh Mungus]

Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.


OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

[steve 10562cc]

darrsi the jeans hanging round their knees, is a thing that started in American prisons by prisoners advertising they were available and copied over here by idiots that had no idea what it meant.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination

[steve 10562cc]

tommyardin No not mastered that art yet can't figure out how to do with my helmet on, usually a bit busy trying to stay in one piece while the t**ts wander all over the road.

[Dave48]

Thinking of starting a new thread......What DOESNT get my goat!
Top of my list lately has to be the sleaze bags allegedly running this country, closely followed by their financial backers & the b****y media!
Personally not too worried about Tommys dress code & others use of cosmetics or other feminine products

[Grahamm]

Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.

OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

Maybe I need to *stop* dieting, then!

My waist measurement is currently about 33". I tried on some 32" jeans which were too big. So then I got some 30" ones that would actually slide off my hips *without* needing to be undone!

WTF??

[Grahamm]

darrsi the jeans hanging round their knees, is a thing that started in American prisons by prisoners advertising they were available and copied over here by idiots that had no idea what it meant.  I'll leave the rest to your imagination

Urban myth: https://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp

[Billy Balthorpe]

That Nationwide Building society "I can share sunrises with you" advert.

So bloody twee it makes my teeth itch.

[Hugh Mungus]

Shops that sell jeans that don't fit me.

OK maybe I need to go back on the diet...

Maybe I need to *stop* dieting, then!

My waist measurement is currently about 33". I tried on some 32" jeans which were too big. So then I got some 30" ones that would actually slide off my hips *without* needing to be undone!

WTF??

I am not quite that extreme but half of my jeans no longer fit as I lost 3 stones early this year so had to buy a load more. My old jeans just fall off me now but it has been a very long time since I could even think of 32" waist jeans.

[Dudeofrude]

Foccin morons that can't follow lane directions in car parks! Some absolute twatcof a woman drove the round the whole of Tesco car park going in the wrong direction then had the cheek to shout and swear at me for pulling out in the right direction and blocking her path. Needless to say she got an expletive laden lesson in using her foccin eyes.

And while I'm on the subject of car parks...... them grade a Wankers that seem to think driving a nice car gives them the right to park in disabled and parent spaces. If you can afford to drive a bentley then you can afford to have a scratch repaired and if ya don't like it then buy a fucking focus to drive to Tesco you obnoxious prick!!

Anyway..... as you were

[taylor]

there is a bloke that has been walking around Cardiff aged about 30,     weighs about 15 stone.    for the past two months in nothing but a pair of green football shorts and a ripped t shirt,      he looks like the only gay in the villiage lol,      a bit cold for it now.

[YamFazFan]

Have you noticed how postmen permanently wear shorts on their rounds nowadays?. No matter how freezing cold it is. Wonder why that started.

[YamFazFan]

Do the self-service checkouts in the express supermarkets ever keep working for more than 5 minutes before they are either 'Card only No cash' or jammed up on a previous failed transaction.

[crickleymal]

 
 Post deleted to cover my arse at work.

[BBROWN1664]

 Post deleted to cover my arse at work.

Who's Phyllis?

[crickleymal]

Shhh. No-one's supposed to know.

[NorthWestern]

When you get microwave meals and the film that you "peel back" never does, so you need to cut it. It's a microwave only meal! One job to do and it fails