Author Topic: Today's "What Gets My Goat" - NO POLITICS! (Read 739117 times)

fazersharp · « **Reply #625 on:** 05 March 2016, 11:35:26 am »

I like the way your bikes "ears" are folded back like it's cold

mr self destruct · « **Reply #626 on:** 06 March 2016, 07:10:42 pm »

You should've seen it's nutsack!

taylor · « **Reply #627 on:** 07 March 2016, 04:52:21 pm »

famous rugby players from the 70,s 80,s and 90,s. making comments about todays games, it is completely different game, keep there beaks out.

Oldgit · « **Reply #628 on:** 08 March 2016, 09:10:20 am »

MP's who know fuck all about fuck all, and then try and tell us mere mortals how to live--fuck them all.

dazza · « **Reply #629 on:** 19 March 2016, 07:25:40 pm »

That American bloke on the telly just after the Gorilla glue advert who says "Okeefe's working hands" AAAAARRRRRHHHHH ! Find myself squeezing something very hard and audibly yelling the enlarged letters.


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DILLIGAFF · « **Reply #630 on:** 21 March 2016, 12:49:51 pm »

People who say..........."At the end of the day"

Recent knob on TV being asked about his breakfast............"Well, at the end of the day, its breakfast"

?????? WTF ???????

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #631 on:** 21 March 2016, 01:03:09 pm »

Quote from: DILLIGAFF on 21 March 2016, 12:49:51 pm

People who say..........."At the end of the day"

Recent knob on TV being asked about his breakfast............"Well, at the end of the day, its breakfast"

?????? WTF ???????

Well, when all's said and done, it's just another phrase for saying all things considered, so after the dust has settled, at the end of the day.....the sun goes down

fazersharp · « **Reply #632 on:** 21 March 2016, 01:36:40 pm »

To be fair I think you are both wrong

HarryHornby · « **Reply #633 on:** 21 March 2016, 01:42:46 pm »

With respect You're all c*nts!

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #634 on:** 21 March 2016, 01:44:14 pm »

Quote from: fazersharp on 21 March 2016, 01:36:40 pm

To be fair I think you are both wrong

In the final analysis, at long last, and in the fullness of time, I think you'll find we're not

taylor · « **Reply #635 on:** 21 March 2016, 02:53:38 pm »

at the end of the day it gets dark.

BBROWN1664 · « **Reply #636 on:** 21 March 2016, 03:22:24 pm »

so we are all singing from the same hymn sheet

NorthWestern · « **Reply #637 on:** 21 March 2016, 03:48:25 pm »

cyclists (again...)

Not so much the general people out for a ride but the wannabies. Was out for a quick ride at the weekend and going down a country road a huge "peloton" came around a 90 degree bend heading towards me, completely filling both sides, about 30 of em! They were not for yielding either, I gradually moved over to the left as I approached but they stayed in situ, seemingly they were more concerned about keeping in their little formation. It was only when the lead riders realized that I wasn't going to stop and/or ride right in the gutter for the assembled royalty that they started giving a sharp wave to the riders behind to move in. Absolutely no nods to me that I had given them a wide berth on my side of the road or anything, more like looks of disgust as I had had the audacity to take my bike onto a cycling race track...

maddog04 · « **Reply #638 on:** 21 March 2016, 06:27:15 pm »

walking the dog the other day and seeing a woman in a 4 x 4 driving along with both hands doing her hair up into a pony tail $:\$ FFS

fazersharp · « **Reply #639 on:** 21 March 2016, 08:21:09 pm »

People in supermarkets who must be so starving or near death from dehydration that they cannot wait until they get home or even to the car and are eating/drinking the goods before they get to the checkout and pass an empty packet through the tills

dazza · « **Reply #640 on:** 21 March 2016, 08:54:31 pm »

Yeah but at the end of the day, at least they paid for it

Frosties · « **Reply #641 on:** 21 March 2016, 09:31:44 pm »

So, moving forward, I'd like to come back to this, so is it possible you all could diarise a forward thinking blue sky nudge in the very near future...shall we say six months!

fazersharp · « **Reply #642 on:** 21 March 2016, 09:47:12 pm »

Swap-out

dazza · « **Reply #643 on:** 21 March 2016, 10:01:46 pm »

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwirkciJ49LLAhWLWhQKHeIUC8cQuAIIKjAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dtu8uLmRKQJA&usg=AFQjCNH8yn9DDc9DpXBh66ZXqLYFO7_jPg

Frosties · « **Reply #644 on:** 21 March 2016, 10:09:20 pm »

Following in the bullshit manager vein, how many of us have the expert as in this clip?

maddog04 · « **Reply #645 on:** 21 March 2016, 10:33:14 pm »

staying on the shop theme........at Xmas/bank hols, people who load the trolley with 27 loaves (and there's not one left for me) who think they're going to starve to death when in reality the shop opens again in a day or two

tossers

dazza · « **Reply #646 on:** 21 March 2016, 11:11:15 pm »

HarryHornby · « **Reply #647 on:** 22 March 2016, 02:23:18 pm »

Idiots who blow themselves up in airports and tube stations...... TWATS!!!!

slappy · « **Reply #648 on:** 22 March 2016, 02:56:19 pm »

Quote from: HarryHornby on 22 March 2016, 02:23:18 pm

Idiots who blow themselves up in airports and tube stations...... TWATS!!!!

They can all blow themselves up as far as I am concerned, just wish they would it where there is no one else present.

darrsi · « **Reply #649 on:** 23 March 2016, 06:41:17 am »

Quote from: slappy on 22 March 2016, 02:56:19 pm

Quote from: HarryHornby on 22 March 2016, 02:23:18 pm
Idiots who blow themselves up in airports and tube stations...... TWATS!!!!

They can all blow themselves up as far as I am concerned, just wish they would it where there is no one else present.

It's just so unnecessary, and makes you feel so helpless when all this shit keeps happening.
All by some bunch of backward cnuts who are basically retarded and insane.

I think for starters that someone should announce worldwide that Syrians keep calling Kim Wrong'un a fat bastard with a soppy haircut, and let him do the job properly with his new toys he's itching to use.