Date: 08-11-25  Time: 08:53 am

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Some Jokes
« on: 14 April 2015, 10:37:47 am »
Why did the baker have brown fingers............because he kneaded a shite

Statistically.......nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working.......punch her in the face

My porn star mate died recently........as a mark of respect we scattered his ashes over his wife's face

Who circumcised moby dick......four skin divers

What do 300,000 battered women have in common......they just wouldn't fucking listen

I was at the cash machine the other day and an old lady asked me to check her balance......so I pushed her over

The homeless problem would be solved.....if the Big Issue has tits in it