Any ornothologists in the house ?

[ChristoT]

Sounds like a wild goose chase to me, mate. Your jokes are fowl.

[Hedgetrimmer]

You seem to be quite good at this, but I'm not going to chicken out 

[ChristoT]

Now, now, don't get in a flap!

[kitcrazy]

fuking hell dazza that must have been painful hope your not ostracised for it 

[dazza]

This thread seems to have taken a 'tern' for the worse. 

[ChristoT]

I coot-n't care less. 

[Hedgetrimmer]

I coot-n't care less. 

I don't believe you. I'm just not that gull-ible.

[ChristoT]

Don't be a tit!

[darrsi]

The easily identifiable tail is the clue here,,,if you showed the tail we could see if it has the "v" inverted in it which is a Kite...or square like a buzzard

Well spotted, that was pointed out to me too.

[Hedgetrimmer]

Don't be a tit!

Your standards are not ones I wish to emu-late.

oh, for gawds sake...

[ChristoT]

If you're going to carrion like this, I'm off to bed. I'll let you swan about making poor puns unimpeded. But I'll be watching like a... I'll be keeping a close eye on you.

[dazza]

Something tells me you toucan never get bored with this 

[Looney tune]

It's a Buzzard.


Red kites are nothing like them.

[Alarman]

Might be new folk here but the banter is still ggod lol

[HarryHornby]

all right, all right Looney Tunes, keep your heron..... 

[ChristoT]

Don't be a cock(rel)! 

[ChristoT]

I know some of Nick's jokes are awful, but myna-n't much better!