Whoever threadlocks first is a penis

[dazza]

Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?       
Or


Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

[Hedgetrimmer]

It's just a total random bullshit thread. Talk about anything at all, no such thing as thread hijacking cos there's no actual subject. Not a bad idea really, if it kept people from just wrecking everyone else's threads on specific subjects. Doesn't seem to be working here though 

Supposed to be Last Post Wins.

[richfzs]

Ya loser!

[Hedgetrimmer]

 

I will obviously be the last to post, so you might as well give up.....

[Aegis Bearing Mel]

Mr Mac took a modicum of umbrage at the fact that his initial "Whoever posts last is best" thread was locked straight away by a dashing Ad-mod, so decided that it was cheating and started this one.

Anyway, what's the point of this thread?
Is it to see which one of the mods get pissed off with it and lock it?       
Or


Does getting it banished to the naughty corner count as a win?

Let's see what else happens to it...

[Razgruff]

Aye rite

[dazza]

Right, now I'm with you.
So getting it thrown into the naughty corner is still an option. 

[richfzs]

But you still won't have posted last, so you'd be wasting your time!

[dazza]

Er

[Hedgetrimmer]

....now.

[Raz Mcgruff]

If this thread goes to naughty corner. we will not falter we will forever return this post to General

For as long as but two of us remain posting, never will we on any conditions be brought under Admin rule. It is not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom — for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself.



             Freedom[/b]

[ChristoT]

I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer!

[noggythenog]

I'll quite happily give up freedom for beer!

I agree Christo..............ask me what underwear I'm wearing ........ok...if you insist..... my baggy boxer shorts......I call them my night shift pants as they give me unrestricted movement & a sense of heightened entitlement during the wee, dark hours.......they make my balls feel like an Eritrean HGV free-runner whos packet of rib n saucy nik naks just got caught up in the spinning coil of a Dover vending machine and cost him his first pilfered pound coin.

But i'd happily wear a pair of budgy smugglers instead if it meant that I could have a beer on the night shift instead.

fuck freedom!

[unfazed]

I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out 

Are you asking me out?

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out

[BIG MAC]

I really need to get out more :-)

Maybe you just need to get out 

Are you asking me out?

No, never a fan of Ronald McDonalds Burgers, but I'll take your bike out

Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight

[ChristoT]

Shortly after Satan's first home game snowball fight

You're in luck, Unfazed!

Look at it from an engineering perspective:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1 .If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sue Wallis during my 1st year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure hell is exothermic, and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct; leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being. Which goes some way to explaining why, last night, Sue kept shouting "Oh my God!"


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[Hedgetrimmer]

It's true, you do get more mind altering drugs at university 

[Exupnut]

Sue kept shouting "Oh My God"
Obviously you weren't fucking her then :-)

[noggythenog]

Sue kept shouting "Oh My God"
Obviously you weren't fucking her then :-)

Nor were you exup or she woulda been shouting "faster!.....Faster!"............."don't go so SLOW!!!!!!!!"

[Exupnut]

Lol..... Niether were you cos she's only got 2 legs and we know u prefer 4

[noggythenog]

Lol..... Niether were you cos she's only got 2 legs and we know u prefer 4

I go for the mature dolly birds these days.

[unfazed]

Anyone got a picture of SUE 

[noggythenog]

Anyone got a picture of SUE 

Is [/size][size=78%]that CRH's but on the side?......i recognise the name but id need some pics coz the furry ones can be difficult to remember.......theyre all so good[/size]

[ChristoT]

Anyone got a picture of SUE 

Do I wanna risk naughty cornering this thread? 

[BIG MAC]

Kinda Froggie thing to do really