Focu Italia

[Exupnut]

Seems they like us so much in Italy they've written some songs about us. Seein as I'm fluentino in da linguini i will attempt some trazlazzioni

I'm gonna tear u a foccin new arse.. Phwoar!


Band of Foccers


Foc me!!


If u douche I'll foc your turds hard


Focced by a politician


I foccin hate pizza


I focced a female horse


Bat outta foccin hell


I focced ramona with a hard banana


I foc u with a semi hard dick peripheral


And last but not least.....

U foccin bastids

[HarryHornby]

WTF???????    made me smile over a morning cuppa.

[Phil]

 


Its actually Romanian, the languages are fairly similar. They seemed a friendly lot when I was there last year, no hint of this sort of stuff, but we all know what they do with horses.

[Exupnut]

I typed in focu to see if any members had put any bike vids up but couldn't believe the names of the songs that came up lol fawt I'd post it with some filth fer a laff.

[Phil]

I think a couple of those are Italian. I cant work out what 'focu' means it either Italian or Romanian, but it seems in Latin which is what both are based on its 'focus', not that it helps but is amusing stuff when you make up different meanings to the words on what they sound like.

In Germany I once mixed up Schwanz (slang for cock) and Schwarz (Black) when I said I was off to the Black Forest 

[ChristoT]

In Germany I once mixed up Schwanz (slang for cock) and Schwarz (Black) when I said I was off to the Black Forest 

So you told people you were going to a place like this?



 

[mtread]

Try asking for the far end of the Piccadilly Line