What I did with my Peugeot

[ChristoT]

Human error all the way... 

Wait does that mean you aren't blaming some 3rd party, the pump, or the alignment of the planets for this incident?! 

Ha bloody ha.

When it's my fault, I fess up to it. That was a d'oh! moment, but it down to my doziness.

You ain't human 

If you're implying I am a superior life form: thank you. 

[midden]

I wasn't 

[ChristoT]

I wasn't 

You were.

You're just in denial.

[midden]

I wasn't 

You were.

You're just in denial.

Yes ok you're right, I was wrong. I blame this error on the Amoeba

[ChristoT]

Remember The Blob?

[ChristoT]

    Noggy wins!!!!!


What's my prize?.......some free fuel

Your prize is helping me drain the tank tomorrow!!

[esetest]

Can happen to anyone , I put a fivers worth of petrol in a diesel van (works) once.

[rustyrider]

How big is the tank?  As it's an old tech diesel and not one of these modern high pressure common rail things, it won't be too bothered about a bit of petrol mixed in with the diesel.  If you can get it down to about a 10/90 petrol/diesel mix, it'll be fine.

[Dead Eye]

With the amount he put in, the best he can expect is a 1:4 ratio (20% petrol)

Best option is to drain as much as possible ideally and fill the tank to ensure the lowest amount of contamination

[Skippernick]

F**k a load of chip oil in and fire her up.

[ChristoT]

With the amount he put in, the best he can expect is a 1:4 ratio (20% petrol)

Best option is to drain as much as possible ideally and fill the tank to ensure the lowest amount of contamination

That's the plan, Liam. I finish the draining tomorrow, then a full tank of diesel.

[unfazed]

Should not be allowed ride or drive, to dodgy to own a mechanically propelled vehicle 

[Dead Eye]

Apparently so 

How much trouble can one person get in to...

[noggythenog]

 
There must have been a female involved, someone hot at another pump or something

[Dead Eye]

Sounds like another excuse to me :P

[ChristoT]

I said nuffink!

[Frosties]

With the amount he put in, the best he can expect is a 1:4 ratio (20% petrol)

Best option is to drain as much as possible ideally and fill the tank to ensure the lowest amount of contamination

That's the plan, Liam. I finish the draining tomorrow, then a full tank of diesel.

Wanna jot down your 10 stage plan for the draining of tank and disposal of fuel so we can rip the shit out of it  make sure your approach is environmentally friendly and not likely to evacuate any dwellings 

[ChristoT]

With the amount he put in, the best he can expect is a 1:4 ratio (20% petrol)

Best option is to drain as much as possible ideally and fill the tank to ensure the lowest amount of contamination

That's the plan, Liam. I finish the draining tomorrow, then a full tank of diesel.

Wanna jot down your 10 stage plan for the draining of tank and disposal of fuel so we can rip the shit out of it  make sure your approach is environmentally friendly and not likely to evacuate any dwellings 

I was planning on setting fire to it outside a certain house in Wokingham...

Either add a few litres to my tank every top up, or give it to a local farmer to help him start his bonfires.

[fireblake]

How big is the tank?  As it's an old tech diesel and not one of these modern high pressure common rail things, it won't be too bothered about a bit of petrol mixed in with the diesel.  If you can get it down to about a 10/90 petrol/diesel mix, it'll be fine.

Back in the day we always put some petrol in the diesel to stop it freezing, admittedly 10 quids worth in such a small tank is to much.
Make sure you film the removal though Chris so we can catch the You Tube sensation before anyone else. "Lad burns down entire town fixing his Pug"


Mickey

[ChristoT]

How big is the tank?  As it's an old tech diesel and not one of these modern high pressure common rail things, it won't be too bothered about a bit of petrol mixed in with the diesel.  If you can get it down to about a 10/90 petrol/diesel mix, it'll be fine.

Back in the day we always put some petrol in the diesel to stop it freezing, admittedly 10 quids worth in such a small tank is to much.
Make sure you film the removal though Chris so we can catch the You Tube sensation before anyone else. "Lad burns down entire town fixing his Pug"


Mickey

It's working now, I just need to remember to put it in in small doses occasionally!

Either that, or I'll give to to a farmer to burn.

[richfzs]

It's working now, I just need to remember to put it in in small doses

said the bishop to the actress...

[ChristoT]

It's working now, I just need to remember to put it in in small doses

said the bishop to the actress...

 

[alan sherman]

Was it you?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10741872/Student-fined-after-being-caught-driving-car-without-any-doors-lights-or-bonnet.html

[HarryHornby]

Fockin brilliant, just properly laughed out loud in the office!