diesel tastes better than petrol

[lewiseyers]

its actually quite palletable

[mickvp]

I disagree. Im guessing there is a story behind this as to hoe you supped on some of the good stuff?

[ChristoT]

Rubbish! That being said, petrol makes a great ingredient in a cocktail.

























(OK, that's bullshit. But a fun idea!!  )

[noggythenog]

story i read about lewiseyers recently:-
Petrol addict arrested for drinking from pumps:-
 
 

" A man with a dangerous addiction has been arrested after repeatedly flouting his Asbo that banned him from visiting petrol stations.Mr Lewiseyers, has a history of 'attacking petrol pumps, obtaining petrol and consuming it'. He first received and breached an Asbo in 2005, when he stole petrol 51 times from the same station.More recently, over the Christmas period, he was caught trying to steal petrol to sniff or drink from a Morrisons and a Tesco petrol station in Redcar, Cleveland.Lewiseyers admitted two offences of breaching his Asbo. He was given a 16-week suspended sentence for 12 months and made to pay £120 in costs and victim surcharge.Magistrates told Lewiseyes: "You put one foot wrong now and you are going to go away."
Lewiseyers simply replied:"diesel tastes better than petrol"

 
names may have been changed to incriminate the innocent

[fazed]

You REALLY wouldn't want to be close to him when he farts!

[richfzs]

Or try lighting one...

[Gav]

I'd flick a match his way accidentally on purpose cough cough oh whoops.

[Andy FZS]

Molotov?

[fazed]

So is petrol with fish and diesel with red meat - wouldn't like to get it wrong.......

[headgonekneedown]

Fuck me. this site gets worse!

[lewiseyers]

just hope theres no back firing

[taylor]

petrol every time,