Touring Europe the Dating site way

[midden]

Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it 
Austria  very pretty, next stop France

[adeejaysdelight]

Maybe you could sort out some "free" accommodation with some Euro-ho's and take your bike on a shagging spree?

[midden]

Well the potential must surely be there atleast up until in my case the point of visual reality.  Then I'd definitely be focced 

[adeejaysdelight]

How's your patter? If you've got the gift of the gab, looks don't matter. I have always managed to punch above my weight. If your chat is shite, perhaps some fetish dating site? Or blind/fat/ugly may be the way to go...? You don't want to be left on a door step with your panniers in hand and no bed for the night.

[Hedgetrimmer]

Just toured a couple of dating sites and it seems Switzerland really only has the Alps going for it 
Austria  very pretty, next stop France

Now I'm worried. Very worried.

[midden]

oh don't be I'll make sure they have a back garden for u to pitch the tent 

[Hedgetrimmer]

I can see 3 possible outcomes to this tour.

1. We do it and I come back happy having enjoyed it thoroughly.   

2. We do it and I come back traumatised for life.   

3. We do it, and I'm never seen or heard from again.     

[midden]

let's go with 1 & 2 then 

[Hedgetrimmer]

Of course, if I forget my pills, it could go very differently 

[midden]

Hey up I'm not that kind of lad...............pil or no pil ............you'll be in ur tent alone

[Hedgetrimmer]

Thank foc for that - no need to bring the carefully sharpened hunting knife then....

When I said I fancied riding my way round Europe, you seem to have been thinking a little differently to me   

[midden]

Obviously if the opportunity arose for a bit of night riding I wouldn't turn it down 

[Hedgetrimmer]

  Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!

Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then 

[midden]

Uh-uh - you'll be in your tent alone!

Oh you mean mit Heidi, huh? Best I bring some ear plugs then 

Might be an idea incase she visits.  You'll be entertaing her goat

[Hedgetrimmer]

Talk about building yourself up for disappointment    You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely 

[rustyrider]

Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563

[ChristoT]

Just be careful if you end up in Germany.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563

Sign me up! 

[midden]

Talk about building yourself up for disappointment    You'd best not be too keen to pass the goat on if you think you might get lonely 

Oh no already been there.    Goat lovers unite:)