Date: 12-11-25  Time: 03:16 am

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Hedgetrimmer

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« Reply #25 on: 31 December 2013, 05:39:24 pm »
Christo, you should write a foccing book!!!  ;)

It would get too repetitive!

My parents have offered to lend me £1200 for a new Skyjet 125, with 3 years warranty, but I worry about reliability. And size, as it's based off the tiny CBR125...

What's insurance on ti going to be? For £1200 you could buy a pretty decent bike straight off!

Like an FZS600  :lol

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« Reply #26 on: 31 December 2013, 05:43:44 pm »
Christo, you should write a foccing book!!!  ;)

It would get too repetitive!

My parents have offered to lend me £1200 for a new Skyjet 125, with 3 years warranty, but I worry about reliability. And size, as it's based off the tiny CBR125...

What's insurance on ti going to be? For £1200 you could buy a pretty decent bike straight off!

Like an FZS600  :lol

Fuck off, you lot, you know I can't afford insurance on another Fazer! :'(

My parents found a site selling the Skyjet w/ 3 yrs warranty and 48hr delivery for £1200. And they labour under the assumption that new: instantly reliable.

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« Reply #27 on: 31 December 2013, 05:56:52 pm »
Christo, you should write a foccing book!!!  ;)


It would get too repetitive!

My parents have offered to lend me £1200 for a new Skyjet 125, with 3 years warranty, but I worry about reliability. And size, as it's based off the tiny CBR125...


What's insurance on ti going to be? For £1200 you could buy a pretty decent bike straight off!


Like an FZS600  :lol


Fuck off, you lot, you know I can't afford insurance on another Fazer! :'(

My parents found a site selling the Skyjet w/ 3 yrs warranty and 48hr delivery for £1200. And they labour under the assumption that new: instantly reliable.



Oh you mean like the majority of the human race. 
Personally I wouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth. especially not in your situation and with 3yrs warranty reliability won't be your concern. Atleast financially.

Although reading this http://www.visordown.com/forum/motorcycle-reviews-and-advice/skyjet-rr7-125cc/405095.html I take your point  and perhaps another consideration would be your height and thus comfort




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« Reply #28 on: 31 December 2013, 05:59:05 pm »
then again..warranty doesnt cover accident damage :lol



(sorry Christo :o)

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« Reply #29 on: 31 December 2013, 05:59:11 pm »
Holy c r*p I googled it and found this
 

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« Reply #31 on: 31 December 2013, 06:37:17 pm »
You bought a 90's kawa, that's what you did  :evil . And you are going to get a chinese thing now? That will just add another episode.

Kymco bikes (taiwanese) are still cheaper than japanese but plenty reliable. I used to have a Zing 125 (a chopper bike). Strong and fast as japanese ones.

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« Reply #32 on: 31 December 2013, 06:42:28 pm »
I'm convinced by that utube man such a trustworthy voice and love his name description of a Flung Poo and a Chew Fat

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« Reply #33 on: 31 December 2013, 06:58:33 pm »
I know nothing about Chinese bikes but this video was made 2 years ago so some things might of changed. i think Bike magazine bought a Kawasuki or some such bike last tear and ran it for a year. I think if i bought one new i would fully service it myself, not so much the oil but take off and lube as much as possible. Look for reviews on these and other Chinese machines and try to buy the best you can. Good luck mate.


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« Reply #34 on: 31 December 2013, 06:58:53 pm »
I have a bike you can hire but my daughter says that if you do take up the offer it comes with the condition that you fit stabalisers.


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« Reply #35 on: 31 December 2013, 08:52:48 pm »
Buy an insurance write off and get them to drop it off beside a roundabout of your choice.  It'll save you time  :rollin

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« Reply #36 on: 31 December 2013, 10:18:19 pm »
Warranties are completely worthless, not forgetting the vast majority of mechanics will not touch Chinese bikes at all apart from changing tyres!
Do not, under any circumstances buy a Chinese bike, they are still not good enough!
Get a cool xj400, or cb400 (baby muscle bikes!)

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« Reply #37 on: 31 December 2013, 10:26:55 pm »
Warranties are completely worthless, not forgetting the vast majority of mechanics will not touch Chinese bikes at all apart from changing tyres!
Do not, under any circumstances buy a Chinese bike, they are still not good enough!
Get a cool xj400, or cb400 (baby muscle bikes!)

Absolutely agree about Chinese bikes. Don't do it! XJ400 or CB400 are just going to be physically way too small though. Racking my brains for a decent alternative, but can't come up with anything. I would agree that a trailie type bike would be best, but what good ones are there at reasonable money? XL250 keeps springing to mind, but few and far between, and daft prices when a good one comes up. I just so understand how frustrating this must be for you.

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« Reply #38 on: 31 December 2013, 10:38:43 pm »
surely a kwak ER5 is a good alternative? not sure on insurance though, going up to the 500cc?

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« Reply #39 on: 31 December 2013, 10:43:38 pm »
I had an ER-5 for 2 years. 6'4". Even toured in France on it.

Except for the drum rear brake, I would happily re-live that time.

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« Reply #40 on: 31 December 2013, 10:56:58 pm »
Try a 400 fazer? Same size as the 600 but surely cheaper to insure etc.

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« Reply #41 on: 31 December 2013, 11:19:45 pm »
Similar to the ER5, the GPZ500 is a cracker too. Couldn't have cost much to insure as I had a black '01 in my teens. Don't recall it being a physically small bike either


Edit: Just saw Fizzy suggested the same, great minds think a like or summat like that

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« Reply #42 on: 31 December 2013, 11:30:49 pm »
Just to set the record straight Hyosung are actually a Korean make and not Chinese.

I've had one of these for the last four years. It's been used nearly every day since I bought it and the only things I've replaced have been a clutch cable and a battery.

The parent company actually make a lot of bike parts for Suzuki.



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« Reply #43 on: 31 December 2013, 11:37:13 pm »
Looks good Kosmic, looking very clean!

Hyosung are highly regarded as a mid-range brand in some other markets, I remember people were raving about them when I visited the Middle East.

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« Reply #45 on: 31 December 2013, 11:39:33 pm »
Just to set the record straight Hyosung are actually a Korean make and not Chinese.

I've had one of these for the last four years. It's been used nearly every day since I bought it and the only things I've replaced have been a clutch cable and a battery.

The parent company actually make a lot of bike parts for Suzuki.



What cc is it Kosmic? Do they do something around 4/500 cc like that?

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« Reply #46 on: 01 January 2014, 10:46:06 am »
http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/yamaha-ttr-250/1042311153


That ad sayswould benefit with a couple of tyres
I've read a thread somewhere about a crashed bike with crap tyres............I actually had a TTR250 for a few years for green laning, a very good bike for that until the start motor clutch went and knackered the crankcase, I should have fixed it at the first sign of something going wrong. The non Japanese Asians wont be making crap bikes for years to come, at some point they will start improving, its just a case of when.

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« Reply #47 on: 01 January 2014, 05:17:51 pm »
I had a Chinese 50cc supermoto that I owned from new for about 20 months. I really liked it because it was my first ever bike and I was finally on the road which I had been waiting for for years but looking back it wasn't well built at all. I really really looked after it too. Main problems I had were :
Spark plug very cheap quality, very exposed and HT leads and cap were extremely poor so wouldn't run in the rain.
Serious pitting on forks, luckily not in travel area even though I cleaned it very often.
Lots of rust, finish was very poor on swing arm and shock. I hadn't discovered ACF 50 then though.
Suspension looked beefy but was all for show and rear shock linkages weren't greased.
Can't remember seeing any grease anywhere in fact
Throttle Cable Snapped
Nylon tyres were finished after a couple of thousand miles
Exhaust was rotting to pieces before my eyes even worse than OEM fazer headers.
Indicators would play up although electrics were mostly reliable.
Gear Selector fell off, luckily in my driveway just as I was leaving
Chain was stretched and worn and rear sprocket was finished in about 5000 miles even with maintenance.
Speedo cable snapped.
Front disc rusted and warped somehow which made front end judder during braking.


There were probably more issues, to be fair though I rode it to 6th form, about 5 miles from my house, almost every day in all weather for nearly 2 years and it only broke down properly once when the throttle cable snapped. I did honestly love it, things like the awful HT leads etc can be swapped for decent Japanese ones and sprayed in stuff to keep water off. The thing is, I would hate to put it through its MOT after the 3 year exemplary period because I doubt it would pass and I think the deterioration from the time I sold it to it reaching 3 years old would have been really bad. If you are getting it bought for you though, definitely worth consideration. Definitely get a skilled mechanically able mate to thoroughly check everything over for you though, and treat it very gently especially the run in period because my engine was sound even after a fair few miles whereas a mate who bought the same bike ragged his everywhere and de-restricted his and it sounded terrible and was barely quicker than mine. You will need patience though because they are SLOW.


Then again, wouldn't it just be better to repair your Kawasaki and put some decent tyres on it? Think everyone is getting a bit off topic suggesting 500 twins and trialies etc that he has already stated he isn't interested in, don't fit him physically or can be insured on the cheap.

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« Reply #48 on: 01 January 2014, 05:26:57 pm »
If he's going to have to get the engine sorted and new tyres, it'd probably just be cheaper to pick up something like a GS500 though!
Cheap insurance, bulletproof engine (which he'll need I think!) and to be honest fit wise he might have to just lump it - I can't see a 400CC sports bike as having been that good anyway for a tall chap, as most as too small for me and I'm 5 10 and about 10 stone!

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« Reply #49 on: 01 January 2014, 05:42:30 pm »
Hi Nick

The bike pictured is a 125cc. They used to be imported by EP Barrus who we are gardening machinery dealers for where I work.

They are now imported by these people.

http://startright.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=440