Author Topic: caption competition (Read 49711 times)

slimwilly · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 October 2013, 08:30:45 pm »

Quote from: midden on 06 October 2013, 11:58:20 am

'slimwilly I have potted my plum jam, made a bottle of damson gin,just been to restart a boiler,walked the dog ,brekkie now at 11.50 and just about to jump on the flying machine to head south to see if i can meet them lost foccers following Nick Crisp.'

Flying machine!! you taking the fekkin piss!!!

You could be right, a flying machine indeed

midden · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:24:43 pm »

Just pulled a bike can someone lend me a couple of rubbers

snapper · « **Reply #27 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:46:38 pm »

some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #28 on:** 06 October 2013, 09:53:54 pm »

Rules should have stated no more than one caption per entrant, and winner should be put to the vote.
Midden gets mine with "I knew stopping in Liverpool was a bad idea"

But want to see if Christo can better that! Come on matey, put the smiley face on and have a crack!

Ton13 · « **Reply #29 on:** 07 October 2013, 12:07:23 am »

the new alarm system worked brilliantly.....
no one would ever nick it now

midden · « **Reply #30 on:** 07 October 2013, 06:34:08 am »

Quote from: snapper on 06 October 2013, 09:46:38 pm

some bugger knicked my bricks i knew i shouldnt have moved to gravesend

Lol Can't be in gravesend. There would just be bricks and anything non metalic left

Grahamm · « **Reply #31 on:** 07 October 2013, 11:43:45 am »

Some bloke came past me so fast he blew my wheels off!

ChristoT · « **Reply #32 on:** 07 October 2013, 12:26:36 pm »

I'm all for weight saving to increase performance, but I think I overdid it.

clayt74 · « **Reply #33 on:** 07 October 2013, 12:42:48 pm »

when my mate asked to borrow my wheels, I of course said yes........................
didnt know he meant it literally!!!

dickturpin · « **Reply #34 on:** 07 October 2013, 01:10:00 pm »

That invisible paint has worked really well on the wheels....might do the rest of the bike!

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #35 on:** 07 October 2013, 02:29:56 pm »

"Yes mate, but you'll need a trailer to pick it up. Did I mention I have a towbar for sale?"

Yamaha attempt to build a motorcycle that fits new EC regulations.

This restrictor kit is a bit extreme.....

red98 · « **Reply #36 on:** 07 October 2013, 03:30:46 pm »

ok,creative caption competitors

.....going to pick a winner tonight.still time to get your entry in

......dont forget if you win you post the next piccie

Yamazer-92 · « **Reply #37 on:** 07 October 2013, 05:20:56 pm »

The new Yamaha MT - 0 Shite someone's had me wheels!

CRH · « **Reply #38 on:** 07 October 2013, 05:48:03 pm »

Paul Nackadmefazer,...yamaha"s top designer has just released this prototype pic of whats now become the ..new MT09

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evesdad · « **Reply #39 on:** 07 October 2013, 06:34:20 pm »

Now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away!

ChristoT · « **Reply #40 on:** 07 October 2013, 07:04:20 pm »

The MT-06 wasn't quite what the dealers were expecting...

red98 · « **Reply #41 on:** 07 October 2013, 07:37:11 pm »

drumroll please........first i would like to thank everyone who voted,except CRH....you need help man

i have spent the day wading through the entrants reading every single one,some made me cry,others made me lol

so the results in reverse order
3rd.............midden...you choose which one

2nd............evesdad with... "now let the thieving gits try and wheel it away"

1st.............dry rob with..."still a more complete bike than a bandit"

a worthy winner as we all already know

well done DRYROB......your turn to post a piccie....and remember

DryRob · « **Reply #42 on:** 07 October 2013, 09:45:38 pm »

Oh, cheers

Here's a picture for the next lot of captions

Doddsie · « **Reply #43 on:** 07 October 2013, 10:04:17 pm »

*sigh.... `if only i had a tow ball`!!!

snapper · « **Reply #44 on:** 07 October 2013, 10:17:59 pm »

new yamaha desginers just dont get "sexy"

dickturpin · « **Reply #45 on:** 07 October 2013, 10:39:03 pm »

still a more complete bike than a bandit!

Well, it was good enough last time!

ChristoT · « **Reply #46 on:** 07 October 2013, 10:50:12 pm »

Yamaha's attempt to get into the sex doll market was blessedly short lived.

Hedgetrimmer · « **Reply #47 on:** 07 October 2013, 11:00:14 pm »

Yamaha's latest model had trouble finding it's feet in a competitive market...

I see Yammy's all tanked up and fallen over again

Lez72 · « **Reply #48 on:** 07 October 2013, 11:55:43 pm »

I'm feeling a bit light headed. I think I need a lie down

ChristoT · « **Reply #49 on:** 08 October 2013, 01:29:02 am »

Nice legs, but the arms are shock(ing)!!!