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Re: caption competition
« Reply #275 on: 12 December 2013, 07:53:49 am »
That's the last time the Mrs gets to borrow the sleigh !!!
Yamaha Fazer 'the only bike you'll ever need' maybe ???

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« Reply #276 on: 12 December 2013, 05:20:45 pm »
Foccing new emissions test!! Who knew that reindeer shit would be an instant fail!!


I know I'm exempt for winning myself, just a quick bump before I choose a winner.. Tomorrow is it?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #277 on: 21 December 2013, 11:43:46 am »
what happend ? to much xmas spirit ?

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« Reply #278 on: 21 December 2013, 09:53:11 pm »
Santa's now got a job delivering domino's pizza.......20 minute guarantee, or your next pizza free.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #279 on: 15 February 2014, 07:07:31 pm »
Pick a winner CLAYT74.......lets see if we can get this moving again    :)
One, is never going to be enough.....

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #280 on: 06 May 2014, 11:37:59 pm »
Bump.  ;)

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #281 on: 07 May 2014, 12:45:41 am »
fec me these new pads are good !

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #282 on: 07 May 2014, 06:30:34 am »
Having never ridden a blue bike before, Paul tried to get it to 60mph...
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #283 on: 07 May 2014, 08:16:41 am »
Quick.... where did I put my bike gear!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #284 on: 07 May 2014, 08:44:46 am »
"Billy wasn't lying when he said the wheel alignment was a few mm out"

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #285 on: 07 May 2014, 08:49:15 am »
wheres christoT and his towbar when you need him?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #286 on: 07 May 2014, 01:36:06 pm »
Thank foc I wore my kevlar t-shirt.
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #287 on: 07 May 2014, 02:00:38 pm »
I was just thinking "factor 20 anti friction sunblock tester"
Stop polishing it and ride the bloody thing!!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #288 on: 07 May 2014, 10:25:53 pm »
Panthor's comment made me smile, but I have to hand it to HIGHTOWER, with the wheel alignment quip.

We await your picture, sir!  :)
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #289 on: 08 May 2014, 06:55:53 am »
Have a crack at this then fellas


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Re: caption competition
« Reply #290 on: 08 May 2014, 06:59:19 am »
Pinocchio registers with Foc-u
Just flapping about on this stagnant little pond on the outer rim of the internet.....yup....  :-))

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #291 on: 08 May 2014, 07:13:38 am »
Suspension's a bit wooden!
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Re: caption competition
« Reply #292 on: 08 May 2014, 07:57:34 am »
My effort, even though I can't win:


"He used philips screw heads on the engine mounts? What year is this, 1763?!"

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #293 on: 08 May 2014, 08:50:39 am »
wooden he be better off with a fazer ?

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #294 on: 08 May 2014, 09:02:07 am »
"New for 2014, Harley's much anticipated W.O.O.D. Chopper"

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #295 on: 08 May 2014, 11:06:47 am »
I'm gonna have no net from 2pm until Sunday, so will give it a few more hours (give people a chance to post a caption on their dinner) then will pick a winner to keep it moving.

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #296 on: 08 May 2014, 12:24:01 pm »
I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
Better to stand and look a fool than speak and prove it !
If it aint broke, I'll fix it till it is !!

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #297 on: 08 May 2014, 12:51:00 pm »
I told the doctor I had no wood when riding !!! Think he picked me up wrong.
That's just all kinds of wrong!  :rollin

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #298 on: 08 May 2014, 01:08:23 pm »
Oh how I pine for my old bike. Life's a beech....

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Re: caption competition
« Reply #299 on: 08 May 2014, 01:28:27 pm »
It was between Snapper and Ogri. I loves a good pun.


Ogri, we'll go Ogri. Yep. The thread is all yours.
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