Dog wee

[Rebuilt]

We use lemon on any bitches that are in season (rub it on there bits) to keep the males away.

I wondered why my misses has been rubbing lemon on her bits 

 

When you figure who the owner is wait for him or indeed his dog to approach have the bike faceing inward and give em a face full of true foccer exaust 

[Raymy]

I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!

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I have a similar problem with dog solids in the lane behind my house, literally just behind MY HOUSE! one of the neighbours is letting their dog sh*t in the ally and not clearing it up. I will find out who it is and sling it at their house with a shovel!

It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house

It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house

I believe it is an offence but not a criminal one. There is a penalty under section 87 and 88 of the environmental protection act but only amounts to a fine or court action to recover the fine if it isnt paid. Of course, Tiberius Onklevaart doesn't advocate providing false names when confronted by the litter enforcement teams for dropping a fag end.

[andydrz]

I chain my bike to a ground anchor in a mc bay. The problem is, usually at least a couple of times a week somebody is letting their dog piss all over the chain and lock... which means it's a really unpleasant business unlocking my bike. It really really annoys me and unfortunately I've never caught them in the act. Happens on a regular basis. The only consolation is that there haven't been any solids as yet so it could be worse!

Don't really want to move my bike, can't move the chain or lock because of the ground anchor..... any suggestions about what to do? Any tricks? I was thinking that there could be an "anti-dog" product that I could put on the lock but I don't know if that sort of thing exists...

Why don't you just set the Fazer to 'Stun'?!    (one for the Star Trek fans out there  )

[Raymy]

 set it to malky

[taylor]

why dont you thump the owner and piss on his dog. 

[robby boy]

It is a criminal offence not to pick up dog poo. Get some pics and threaten owner with police action, failing that pick it up on a shovel and fling it at their house




I believe it is an offence but not a criminal one. There is a penalty under section 87 and 88 of the environmental protection act but only amounts to a fine or court action to recover the fine if it isnt paid. Of course, Tiberius Onklevaart doesn't advocate providing false names when confronted by the litter enforcement teams for dropping a fag end.















Aye you are right, maybees nae criminal, just me over exaggerating as usual. Shitting on some foccers chain should be criminal though.

[demic77]

I know it sounds a bit lame but you could try sticking up some posters/stickers. Someone was letting their dog shite in the alley outside our back gate, sent off for some of these, freebies but took a while to come, stuck 'em on t'back wall, problem near enough solved, shit's now just smeared on the cobbles where they've tried to pick it up