A couple of funnies...

[Grahamm]

FIFTY SHADES OF ................

 

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
 
Finally, I drifted off to sleep.

Today when I awoke, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it all the more difficult to forget you.
 
Tonight, I will remain awake, waiting for you........

 

 

 

Bloody  mosquito!         

* * * * *

Financial panic ensues in Buckingham Palace as Leicester City Council presents the parking penalty charges incurred by the overstay of Richard III.

[Raymy]

There was some condemnation of the reports of police officers stealing the identities of dead children.
However some cops took a different view.


"I don't know what all the fuss is about" said detective Jamie Bulger today