Tory power stance gone all wrong...or right depend on your political views

[Val]

Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine     
 
 http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/tory-mp-james-duddridge-rushed-to-hospital-with-ruptured-anus-after-power-stance-goes-wrong/

[celticdog]

There's more to this story methinks! I'm no medic but I can't see how standing like that would rupture your anus.
Maybe there's bum banditry involved, he looks like a bit of an 'Otter'. Oh well, each to their own. 

[Dudeofrude]

How is standing like a pissed mincer considered powerful??

I'm from Southend and to be honest if he stood in the middle of the town centre like that I would have thought he would have been stabbed before he was raped, it must have changed round there haha

[Fazerider]

Well, if it's on the internet it must be true.   

[mtread]

Southend News Network is always the first place I go to for news


http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/thousands-of-ukip-voters-take-own-crayons-to-polling-stations-over-vote-tampering-fears/

[Grahamm]

Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

[YamFazFan]

There's more to this story methinks!

Yes it's a spoof from a spoof website.

A left leaning one I suspect judging by a quick glance at it, so it's bound to be full of rubbish.

[focced_off]

When you rake in an MP's salary, you'd probably be happy to stand there and smile and lose a little dignity in these PR stunts... prior to jumping back in your luxury Jag just around the corner, for the next fun appointment.

[YamFazFan]

prior to jumping back in your luxury Jag just around the corner, for the next fun appointment.

Or even 2 Jags maybe?

[mtread]

A left leaning one I suspect judging by a quick glance at it, so it's bound to be full of rubbish.[/quote]
That's because they find it so easy to take the piss out of the right wing 

[YamFazFan]

Yep nothing wrong with taking the pee, although labour are notoriously thin skinned when it's the other way round.

It's all the hate that comes from the left that I find distasteful.

[darrsi]

Yep nothing wrong with taking the pee, although labour are notoriously thin skinned when it's the other way round.

It's all the hate that comes from the left that I find distasteful.

There's nothing thin about Dianne Abbott's skin. 

[darrsi]

Tory MP with ruptured anus during tradional tory power stance routine     
 
 http://www.southendnewsnetwork.net/news/tory-mp-james-duddridge-rushed-to-hospital-with-ruptured-anus-after-power-stance-goes-wrong/

What a marvelous website