What we want but hasn't been invented yet!

[darrsi]

MOTORBIKE CLOSE warning sensor alarms on all vehicles (apart from motorbikes of course)

On way home tonight there was a fella on 'L' plates on a new looking 125cc bike and the bastard decides to ride in the traffic with his front wheel level with my rear wheel on my inside.
I was not impressed.

[Exupnut]

Probably a Brazillian

[Hedgetrimmer]

EXUPNUT CLOSE warning sensor alarms on all vechicles ( including motorbikes of course )     

 

 


Paul, push-button servicing, isn't that why you married the missus? 

[Kosmic Kartman]

EXUPNUT CLOSE warning sensor alarms on all vechicles ( including motorbikes of course )     

 

EXUPNUT STEP AWAY FROM KOSMICS FAZER... and NOOOOOOOO you can't have a go. 

[red98]

Ah...thats what I doing wrong...didn't realise I had to push her buttons       

[Exupnut]

Ur all a loada bastids... An Kosmic....I'll only ride ur bike when u take them stupid fukin GT MIRRORS OFF!!!!!

[Hedgetrimmer]

Ur all a loada bastids... An Kosmic....I'll only ride ur bike when u take them stupid fukin GT MIRRORS OFF!!!!!

....cuts to Kosmic super-gluing the  GT mirrors on....

[BIG MAC]

Electric lorries and Solar powered induction charging laybys for them to pull up for rest periods. 'Shoulder blade' a velcro on plastic cover and upright blade which protects a cricketer while allowing free movement of the head. 4 cylinder bike engines that will switch to two in town to conserve fuel.

To be honest the last one is kinda done already with the VFR800 - high revs has 4 valves going, low revs is just two (per pot)

Different concept ...it remains an 800 with 800cc thirst I am saying that unless needed the same bike would be a 400 until the loud button is hit

[fazersharp]

When a neh - nar  neh -nar comes along it plays through your car speakers and the speaker from which direction it is coming from