helmet nazis again

[maddog04]

so I'm going into Sainsbury's to get a bag of peas......in and out pronto...if only!
I'm thinking if someone asks me to remove my lid then I will either flip it or remove it fully if that's not good enough.........no takers but I clock a female security guard as I pass her halfway down the shop
30 seconds later on my way back, she says " you're not supposed to wear helmets in shops"
it goes like this.............
me...I'm sorry, got plugs in, what did you say?
her....repeats herself
me...is that your policy?
her....no, you just shouldn't be wearing them......you could be a robber
me...(pissed off now and red mist starting with this jobsworth) oh yes, that's right. I also get the same at garages.....but no car drivers ever rob petrol do they and what if I had a burka on......would you be telling me the same?
her....I can tell you're not a robber, but
me....(I cut her short) and say its all bollox and walked off and paid for me stuff
gggrrrrr

[slappy]

I honestly think you are being a bit harsh on the woman, she did not tell you to remove your helmet, she was just saying that it would be better not to wear it inside the supermarket.

 

[darrsi]

Not all robbers wear helmets?
I'm more of a clown mask & turban man myself. 

[maddog04]

read from the top mate, I've no probs removing it but it was her sh*thouse manner.......rather than just say its policy she tried to make her point in a patronising  way and I foccing hate preachers like that
 
had a similar knob when walking the dog.......dogs having a sh*t with me stood with the poop bag in me hand. smart arse across the street says..."oh you've got a bag then?".........................
"you wanna rub his nose in it"
I looked at him and said "dogs need to sh*t too, just like you mate"
and the sh*t house replies "I'm only kidding with yer mate, got a dog meself"
 
these type of people are brave when they go unchallenged, say something to them and they get all apologetic....Foc 'em

[Fazafou]

had a similar knob when walking the dog.......

 Ooer missus

[maddog04]

there's always one that lowers the tone isn't there Faza? 

[lew600fazer]

maddog04, anger management classes mate ever consider attending. They helped me!!!!!

[taylor]

get your bell helmet out for her,

[fazersharp]

Hold on, you "went to get a BAG of PEAS" -------- standing there in the que with all your gear and helmet on holding a bag of petit pois, you deserve all you get.

[Raz Mcgruff]

Thought this was going to be a thread about the bastards making us wear the foccing things, personally I'm glad to get the foccing thing off when ever possible

[Punkstig]

You wear a helmet when walking the dog?

[maddog04]

no, I generally fold the empty pea bag into a nice shaped sailor hat but only if its raining

[Hedgetrimmer]

So, now you're telling us that you wear a colostomy bag on your head when it rains?

[maddog04]

I love the smell of piss in the morning
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
shit wrong film.........................................I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[scoobie_paws]

on this note...stopped to get petrol at morrisons. put card in at pump a did all that jazz so effectively when I start to fill I have already paid for the fuel yes?


at this point the little shitebag in the paybit of store comes over the tannoy to tell me to remove my helmet and stops the fuel until I do!!


Now if I was going to ride off without paying I am thinking I wouldn't have paid with my card before hand...really fecked me off as no reason to remove helmet if I have already fecking paid!!!!!


before that at same place I was told to get off bike and put on side stand before filling???? again had paid.


needless to say have not and will not be back there.

[darrsi]

on this note...stopped to get petrol at morrisons. put card in at pump a did all that jazz so effectively when I start to fill I have already paid for the fuel yes?


at this point the little shitebag in the paybit of store comes over the tannoy to tell me to remove my helmet and stops the fuel until I do!!


Now if I was going to ride off without paying I am thinking I wouldn't have paid with my card before hand...really fecked me off as no reason to remove helmet if I have already fecking paid!!!!!


before that at same place I was told to get off bike and put on side stand before filling???? again had paid.


needless to say have not and will not be back there.

Make a complaint, you might get a free Mars Bar out of them. 

[midden]

on this note...stopped to get petrol at morrisons. put card in at pump a did all that jazz so effectively when I start to fill I have already paid for the fuel yes?


at this point the little shitebag in the paybit of store comes over the tannoy to tell me to remove my helmet and stops the fuel until I do!!


Now if I was going to ride off without paying I am thinking I wouldn't have paid with my card before hand...really fecked me off as no reason to remove helmet if I have already fecking paid!!!!!


before that at same place I was told to get off bike and put on side stand before filling???? again had paid.


needless to say have not and will not be back there.

He must have been the Morrissons Moron. I've never had that problem when paying by card at morrisson pumps.