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This year's Apprentice
« on: 15 October 2014, 11:46:46 am »
Oh God, here we go again.


It seems that essential requirements for unmitigated success are, spiky hair and face stubble, silly shoes, an excess of high fives and an almost total disregard for real abilities.    :groan   


My tip to win is LAUREN RILEY






Yours???
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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #1 on: 15 October 2014, 11:48:46 am »
My tip is don't watch it :lol

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #2 on: 15 October 2014, 11:54:51 am »
My tip would be, get some paint, put it on a wall --------------and watch it dry 
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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #3 on: 15 October 2014, 12:23:04 pm »

My tip to win is LAUREN RILEY

Yours???

Another vote for Lauren Riley...........she could suck the chrome off a bumper with those lips  :lol
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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #4 on: 15 October 2014, 03:06:43 pm »





I managed to boycott watching apprentice last night & a compromise was reached ending with us watching Ramseys costa del nightmares.


But frosties review of the talent has got me thinking maybe i should relent and watch it.......hmmmmmm......or maybe ill jus bang one upstairs instead while she watches it......decisions decisions :b
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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #5 on: 15 October 2014, 10:22:29 pm »
One of the females has a hairstyle like max wall .

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #6 on: 15 October 2014, 10:45:06 pm »
Team cunt vs team cuntette!

I still watch it cause it's funny!
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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #7 on: 16 October 2014, 09:22:10 am »
I always avoid watching this program at any cost!

The stupid adverts put me off, especially one of dickheads who says "I am an alpha male, a selling machine".

Just makes me want to punch the cocky wanker in the face!

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #8 on: 16 October 2014, 12:02:54 pm »
It's a comedy show that winds me up so I don't watch it.

It's rather indicative of all that is going wrong in this country where bullshit is lauded over real actual skills. We're decades behind in engineering, science and IT simply because the politicians don't understand any of this and instead think we're best doing "services". Yeah, like wanking, sorry banking.

I hope there really isn't a whole generation believing in this talentless moronic guff.

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #9 on: 16 October 2014, 03:54:07 pm »
I have a horrible feeling that there is though :-(

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #10 on: 16 October 2014, 10:49:43 pm »
Every time I've ever watched it its given me an overwhelming urge to punch each & every one of them in the face. This is why I don't watch it.

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Re: This year's Apprentice
« Reply #11 on: 16 October 2014, 11:04:52 pm »
It's a comedy show that winds me up so I don't watch it.

It's rather indicative of all that is going wrong in this country where bullshit is lauded over real actual skills. We're decades behind in engineering, science and IT simply because the politicians don't understand any of this and instead think we're best doing "services". Yeah, like wanking, sorry banking.

I hope there really isn't a whole generation believing in this talentless moronic guff.


Speaking as a career wanker, would have to say I'm quite happy we are now a finance based economy, and one of the strongest in the world at that  :lol