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Wasn't expecting that......
« on: 08 June 2014, 12:28:46 pm »
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #1 on: 08 June 2014, 01:08:23 pm »
 :eek :eek :eek  Rider nearly had his jewels catch fire!!
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #2 on: 08 June 2014, 01:19:09 pm »
That looked fun! The mechanic certainly copped it worse.

Quote from: kawasutra on 08 June 2014, 01:08:23 pm
:eek :eek :eek  Rider nearly had his jewels catch fire!!
Did I ever tell you about the time I nearly set fire to my wedding tackle with an angle grinder?
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #3 on: 08 June 2014, 01:26:40 pm »
Quote from: ChristoT on 08 June 2014, 01:19:09 pm
That looked fun! The mechanic certainly copped it worse.

Quote from: kawasutra on 08 June 2014, 01:08:23 pm
:eek :eek :eek  Rider nearly had his jewels catch fire!!

Did I ever tell you about the time I nearly set fire to my wedding tackle with an angle grinder?



I think that's a story for www.kinkyDIYgonewrong.com maybe?  :b
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #4 on: 08 June 2014, 01:34:05 pm »
Quote from: kawasutra on 08 June 2014, 01:26:40 pm
Quote from: ChristoT on 08 June 2014, 01:19:09 pm
That looked fun! The mechanic certainly copped it worse.

Quote from: kawasutra on 08 June 2014, 01:08:23 pm
:eek :eek :eek  Rider nearly had his jewels catch fire!!

Did I ever tell you about the time I nearly set fire to my wedding tackle with an angle grinder?



I think that's a story for www.kinkyDIYgonewrong.com maybe?  :b


Let's just say it involved some steel fence posts set at waist height, a polyester boilersuit and a horrible error of judgement.  :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2014, 01:48:09 pm »
That's nothing try hot welding slag landing on the tip of your bell end, now that does fecken hurt. Then try explaining to the nurse in A&E what is wrong with you. All I can say if I was an agent for MI5/6 and fell into enemy hands and they were going to tourture me by placing hot objects near me knob end , sorry but they would get all the info I had , and get it pretty dam quick
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #6 on: 08 June 2014, 02:40:12 pm »
Quote from: lew600fazer on 08 June 2014, 01:48:09 pm
That's nothing try hot welding slag landing on the tip of your bell end, now that does fecken hurt. Then try explaining to the nurse in A&E what is wrong with you. All I can say if I was an agent for MI5/6 and fell into enemy hands and they were going to tourture me by placing hot objects near me knob end , sorry but they would get all the info I had , and get it pretty dam quick

How the hell did you manage that?!?  :lol :lol
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #7 on: 08 June 2014, 07:51:25 pm »
Exactly why I don't sit on the bike while refueling  :'( 
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Re: Wasn't expecting that......
« Reply #8 on: 08 June 2014, 08:07:52 pm »
Quote from: bigralphie on 08 June 2014, 07:51:25 pm
Exactly why I don't sit on the bike while refueling  :'(

  :thumbup Same here
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