A REFUSE COLLECTOR IN AUSTRALIA.....A refuse collector in Australia is driving along a street picking up wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor . He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out , and in the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look for the bin , he gets out of his truck and goes to the front door and knocks, there's no answer , being a kindly and conscientious bloke ,he knocks again - a bit harder , and then harder still, enventually a Chinese man comes to the door ''Harro !'' says the Chinese man , Gidday mate! where's ya bin asks the collector . 'I bin on toiret '' explains the Chinese bloke , a bit perplexed . realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the man smiles and tries again ''no mate!where's your dustbin ?'' ''I dust been toiret I toll you !'' says the Chinese man still perplexed. listen '' says the collector your misunderstanding me . where's your 'wheelie bin?''' ''ok ok'' replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin and whispers in the collectors ear. '' I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista !