Author Topic: Coffee (down my shirt) (Read 3527 times)

Liroka · « **on:** 20 March 2013, 01:37:09 pm »

I went to the shop at work for a coffee earlier and on my way back to the office I passed some people from the contact centre upstairs who were deep in conversation. I caught part of that conversation and now I have to sit in a slightly coffee stained shirt for the rest of the afternoon.

Wifey: "...but I don't really fancy her."
Bloke: "That's OK, you don't have to look at her, just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

richfzs · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 March 2013, 01:55:06 pm »

Classic

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ChristoT · « **Reply #2 on:** 20 March 2013, 02:35:14 pm »

bri h · « **Reply #3 on:** 20 March 2013, 02:37:39 pm »

Well thats put a nasty image in my head Ha Ha

Ebme Geek · « **Reply #4 on:** 20 March 2013, 03:28:56 pm »

What do you mean "a nasty image"

richfzs · « **Reply #5 on:** 20 March 2013, 04:14:07 pm »

It's nasty, but in such a good way

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Chris · « **Reply #6 on:** 20 March 2013, 04:17:47 pm »

HAHAHA!! Nice!

bri h · « **Reply #7 on:** 20 March 2013, 05:21:37 pm »

Like rickfzs says nasty in a goog way but then top shrinks quake at the images in my old head.

Looney tune · « **Reply #8 on:** 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm »

just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

bri h · « **Reply #9 on:** 20 March 2013, 05:38:32 pm »

Sorry the images in my head have taken over, i need a lie down

Chris · « **Reply #10 on:** 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm »

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm

just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner

Chris

taylor · « **Reply #11 on:** 20 March 2013, 07:36:44 pm »

classy bird lol. got any jobs there.

Grahamm · « **Reply #12 on:** 20 March 2013, 08:55:23 pm »

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm

just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

Ask your parents...

ChristoT · « **Reply #13 on:** 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm »

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm

just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)

Chris · « **Reply #14 on:** 20 March 2013, 09:27:31 pm »

and a double ended fake co.... gentleman vegetable...

locksmith · « **Reply #15 on:** 21 March 2013, 10:43:19 am »

Chris · « **Reply #16 on:** 21 March 2013, 10:52:39 am »

Quote from: locksmith on 21 March 2013, 10:43:19 am

Lazarus · « **Reply #17 on:** 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm »

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm

just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!!

chaz · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 March 2013, 09:02:56 am »

I don't get it ???????????????????????????????

I understand it I just don't get it, not that I want it, lol

taylor · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 March 2013, 06:06:31 pm »

chaz getting a bit tongue twisted there.

Raymy · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 March 2013, 06:24:36 pm »

ITS TWO WINKIES ON THE ONE STICK!!!!!!!!

Looney tune · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 March 2013, 10:23:03 pm »

Quote from: Chris on 20 March 2013, 06:16:55 pm

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

Haha, can't really explain without this thread needing to be moved to the naughty corner

Chris

? you can't say it's a double ended dildo, oops

Quote from: ChristoT on 20 March 2013, 09:24:02 pm

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please

Now, you see son, I hope you now about the birds and the bees.

Well, this case involves the birds and the birds (Literally!)

Thanks for that DAD ! Birds lay eggs, bee's make honey, but I've never seen them fcuk yet.

Quote from: Lazarus on 21 March 2013, 09:22:06 pm

Quote from: Looney tune on 20 March 2013, 05:24:59 pm
just buy a double ender and bash your bums together!"

Can someone explain please
oh dear . you have had a sheltered life.!!!

Well of course I have, shy is my middle name, first name Will last name Ghur